Know me, Hate me, Love me

Think it's easy? Well

2009-11-19T23:49:00.009+08:00

Was doing the run around the whole week working out the share application.

I though, alright, I did not get anything, but at least, my back up plan sort of worked lah. Somehow still managed to get my dirty ass into some IPO shares lah.

SO YES NOW DAMN STRESS everyday in front of the computer screen watching the stock exchange.

People, I tell you its super kan cheong ok. SUPER DUPER kan cheong. In some ways better than playing baccarat lah if you're daring enough.

Yeah it went up a mini bit, and I was so damn happy I went and splurge on sushi to celebrate my mega minuscule win. Then, when I was eating I heard my broker said it slipped abit.

And I fucking choked on my salmon.

And I died.

No lah, I just shitting you all. It slipped but went back up and then hey, it closed back at an OK point for today. So, taking everything into consideration. I'm cool with it man, hey. Make money can already lah.

So anyway, that wasn't the point of me writing this entry. Eh just screw the paragraph up there if you don't understand what's going on. Doubt anyone will anyway.

To cut a long story short, I was down in Singapore a couple of weeks back. Please note the "a couple of weeks back' aite, and as usual, awesome.

I was there for the Nuffnang Gala Awards Dinner, but I think the event itself deserves another entry on its own all together.

So now back to the point,

Eh wait, wrong picture. I wanted to write about the super awesome german food and drinks I had in Vivocity. But you know since I look relatively erm............ok in that photo, I'll just leave it there lah.

So while I was in Singapore, I had the awesome company of great friends who were so willing to teman and keep me company out for a nice meal u know. One of my close friend said,

" Tysern, in NTU if people wanna eat with you during CA and exam time, THEY SUPER GIVE YOU FACE ALREADY, ~~can consider yourself menteri besar already~~."

Ok hehe, thank you people for your time. Really thank you man guys!Thanks for making me feel like a VIP for a weekend kayz???!!!

The pictures are extremly non halal. And JAIS or whatever "anti freedom rave people" seeing this would probably be going " AH YA TUHANKU , TUTUP SKRIN SEKARANG. JANGAN TENGOK LAGI, JANGAN JANGAN. CEPAT CEPAT, TEKAN X". Yes I'm still feeling a little shitty for not getting my beer INSIDE the rave.

This pork knuckle was very ons. Seriously. I though the German Restaurant @ The Curve whips up mean pork knuckles, but this one had the extra crispy skin. The skin alone deserves an award on its own.

You won't go wrong with a plate of total BATANG FEST. Sausages ANY COLOUR, SIZE, TYPE, TEXTURE, HARDNESS also got on this plate. Got added mayonaise also.

I always though kai hong yuk sucks lah, but this chicken breast was good. Got flavour one, suprisingly. Not like the lauya piece of chicken breast the Nuffnang Blog Awards served.

If tysern goes all the way to a German Restaurant in SG and does not order beer, shit can be eatan already. Patrick didn't even ask me whether I felt like having beer that night. He was like, so Tysern, you ordering the 1 litre one ah?!

And yes about the beer, YAH PAULANER BEER DAMN NICE. Of course comparing Tiger and Carlsberg would be like comparing Proton with BMW or Mercedes lah. If you wanted to know, one can of tiger from giant, RM 4.59. But about 1/2 a litre of paulaner set us back about SGD 14-15, I THINK? With that money, can drink tiger or carlsberg until you vomit man.

Me giving the all clear sign on the food quality.

Jacq, Pat and Cheez.

Legend, Ty and Chong. Alot of people ask me, WAH U GOT ONE FREN DAM COOL LAH HIS NAME, LEGEND. Then I say, yeah his siblings are history and myth. ZOMG damn lame I know.

My friend thinks he damn leng chai lah in this photo, model material. So ok lah, here's a little bit of shamless self promotion for him.

All in all I loved the food there. People DO GO and try it out for yourselves.

Hahh, ironically, I forgot the restaurant name. If you want you can ask my friends. But I do know that its one of the only german restaurants in Vivo City, its facade is facing the lake, and probably on the Ground Floor. Oh yeah and i think, it starts with a B or sth like that lah.

Pictures are from Pat and Legend. I think my cam batt died or sth like that.

Do have a great weekend people. I can roughly figure out how mine will end up, actually.

One More Thing

2009-10-02T23:42:00.003+08:00

Oh yes, And One More thing I forgot. Vote Terry's blog at www.teddy-o-ted.com For The Best Hidden Gem.

MAKE HIM WIN!

Here's the link.

You've got to choose a blog for all categories before your vote can be submitted;

I don't give no shit who you choose for the other categories, but for The Best Hidden Gem, make sure it's Terry's.

TQ

Who's the Family Guy?

2009-08-25T00:36:00.007+08:00

Wah Hello. Ooohh, I am a happy man today because I finally found one goddamned DVD shop which actually sells the Family Guy series on DVD.

It was 30 bucks for the whole of season 7 but I ain't no bothered. I'm watching it till my TV explodes.

Yah so anyway, what to show you guys?!

Alright, let me think for a second.

Oh shit. It's been too long for this, but how can I forget some must see pictures from my last rave @ A Famosa.

P/s:- You know, I said I wanted to post this up 2 months ago, but oh well.

So anyway, here's the story. First timers were the likes of Kev, Chuan and Chongx and boy, I'm glad they had their own share of fun.

I mean like how the fuck can you not like raves ~~with tysern~~ lah?

Now, Guys pack like the girls. Or even, more than the girls. 2 nights only, but why the hell the suitcases. Don't ask me, not mine.

Could get any better leaving for Malacca.

Reached in the evening, and

We hentamed the Satay Celup. Now if you did read my blog previously, my last also absofuckinglutely awesome trip to Malacca did involve satay celup also. But that was at Capitol Satay Celup which required lots of waiting for a table. now if you're lazy waiting, hop over to Ban Lee Siang, trust me, it tastes just excatly the same. But with less people.

Compared with the lok lok in KL, it was cheaper than cheap prostitutes.

No, seriously, with the likes of only 50-70 cents per stick, WHERE TO FIND LA?! ( The min in KL is already Rm 1.20 + until Rm 4.00)

And away we go eating.

and

and

by the time we got back to the A Famoso Condo, we were exploding.

Yes, so our condotel was probably a very sinful place, but how can you not have fun with danger, heh

The last drink you'll probably crave after all that was the box of mineral water.

Like duh we ran out of mixers, and when I was @.@, I think i used the beers as the mixer. OMG
No wonder die lah.

And after raising a few glasses,

We were all set to go in.

Lining up wasn't that long. Probably only a 5 minute wait. Thank god there were alot of queue lines.

Our tickets. Haha.

Photos of us. Lazy to type captions. Heh

And so the funny thing was, we were drinking outside the raving area. And we were out of bottles, so we just poured whiskey and mixed it into coke bottles. And off we go drinking our coke, AND YES offering it to random passer-bys . And that's how they gave us the beer. No H1n1 fear here man.

Pics and Videos on the ACTUAL RAVE CROWD will be up once I upload them to youtube.

FM Radio Cash Competitions - Who wins?!

2009-08-04T18:23:00.012+08:00

Now, let's just think about it for a moment.

100k cash, one winner everyday. Just bash in a few keys on your phone, send them the sms. And If you're chosen, you walk away with a minimum sum of RM 1000 cash, to a maximum of RM 4000 cash.

Sound easy? Hell yeah. Who does not want money like that.

I'm betting with ya guys you know what competition this is. You would probably know if you pay close attention to the radio stations, its as you guessed, RED FM's 4 PLAY

If you're still wondering what the hell this is all about, click here.

As lifted off from their website,

"Win your share of RM100,000 with Red FM's Fourplay with Acer....Red FM's biggest cash giveaway - ever!!

We've hand-picked four songs:

Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma

Mariah Carey - Without You

Kelly Clarkson - Because of You

Lady Gaga - Just Dance

All you have to do is listen out all day...Fourplay could happen at any time! When we play any one song in full, you stand a chance to win RM1000, and the money goes up if we play more of the four songs, in any order. This means two songs gets you RM2000, three songs gets you RM3000, and if you hear all four songs you could win RM4000!

Once you've registered, text PLAY space to 33988 when you hear any of the Fourplay songs. (each SMS costs RM0.50)

We'll pick an SMS at random and call you back. Please make sure you answer within three rings...if you don’t, or if the call goes to voicemail/call waiting, then we'll pick another number to call."

If you're lazy to read what the heck it's all about, I'll summarize the competition into 4 bloody easy steps.

1. Listen to red.fm
2. If they play any of those 4 songs above, start your sms bombing.
3.If they call you back, well congratulations, you win money.
4.If they don't, prepare to be fucked at the end of the month when you receive your phone bill.

Now, what pisses me off is how the way the competition is handled. Yes, I've been following this competition closely and as such, yeah you got it right, sent it my share of sms-es to red.fm.

Then today, god knows what enlightened me to actually pen this out. Maybe some of my brain cells just woke up from the RM 100,000 cash dream. It suddenly all made sense.

WHO WINS?! The radio listeners or red.fm?

WHO THE HELL MAKES THE MONEY?

Put in simple words, since one sms costs Rm 0.50, red.fm only has to wait for 2000 sms-es to come in, and after that, any sms that goes their way is PURE FUCKING EASY MONEY for them to make.

And the worst part, there ain't no limit to how many sms-es one person can send, baby. The more you send, the more they make. They more they get richer.

The more the contest directors go,

"Oh FUCK ME BABY, MORE MONEY COME COME COME.

Yeah, send in more. I CAN HEAR THE CASH BELLS RINGING. OHH SHIT LOOK AT THIS NUMBER, GIMME GIMME MORE MONEY. "

You get the point right. It is clearly stated that they promised to give out their share of RM 100,000 cash, BUT ARE THEY ACTUALLY GIVING OUT CASH IN THE END?

Or is this some fucking making money business scheme for them to make back even more money in the end?

Just think about the possibilities. If they receive 10,000 sms-es ( which costs the nation RM 5,000) and if they give out only RM 1,000, that's a cibai clean profit of RM 4,000 for them. You can even minus off the whatever admin fee, worker's overhead and what not excuses, and still make money.

So now you tell me, are they REALLY GIVING OUT MONEY, or just MAKING MORE MONEY?

Yes, some may argue, on some days, they give out more than RM 1,000. But can't you guys see that this has already been fucking calculated how much money they give out everyday. In simple basic common sense, if they have already made an average of RM 2,000 for ten days, WHAT HURTS TO GIVE OUT RM 2,000 for one special day. HECK, they can even afford to give RM4,000 and they still WILL MAKE.

I'm sure all of you guys can see the point CLEARLY NOW. They claim to be giving out RM 100,000, but in actual fact, they're making our poor money from this.

You can say, Eh, but got real-time winners worr. Man this guy just pocketed RM2,000 leh.

Fine let me show you again, if you didn't get it, HOW THIS WORKS.

Everything left in the sieve is all THEIRS.

And the worst thing is, they can actually monitor how many god damn sms-es are coming in. This means that they can slowly wait for them to hit a good target, probably around 20,000 sms-es (which is RM 10,000 cash FOR THEM) and they give out a mere average of RM1,000 to one person only.

Look here red.fm, if you really wanted to be fair, you would have imposed at least these few steps, such as;

1. One sms per person, In This Way, since you're choosing the number at random to call back, it would be PURE LUCK for that person to walk away with cash.

2. Fine, IF you do not want to adopt method 1, then at least charge normal sms rates, and not rip people off at RM 0.50 cents per sms.

3. Better still, make people call in and then answer one call at random. At least this way, when the line's engaged, there ain't no charge for those people who did not get it. And you'll be putting YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, that's where you're really giving away RM 100,000.

Now, I may have got some facts about how the competition is run, wrong, or I may have written some points out of proportion. On my part, I would be more than glad to actually remove this whole article OFF MY BLOG and actually apologise for writing rubbish, if there is some kind of prove that they are actually GIVE AWAY the RM100,000 as it is.

How?!
If there is a true and verified statement showing the actual number of sms-es they receive each day, then everyone can work out their profits/ actual cash give away.

I'm sure I do not only represent myself, but a whole lot more other people into knowing the actual figure behind this competition.

Just a little tip to you guys out there still busy sms-ing: Think again who's winning when you're busy typing out the sms-es. And yes, learn from me. I've been sms-ing since the start of day one, and here I am, with nothing on my hand.

I'm sure you guys know what I'm talking about right?! Geddit?!

Dirty Spelling Bee

2009-07-29T01:27:00.002+08:00

I've always been a fan of Spelling Bee Competitions.

But this one really takes the cake.

Can I join?!

Haha, everyone needs a light moment, don't we?!

Jetsaver Lite Challenge, 2D 1N in Singapore.

2009-07-22T12:12:00.023+08:00

The trip was awesome to begin with. Everything from the planning, the accommodation and everything else was probably one notch above magical. This visit to Singapore was in conjunction and thanks to Jetstar Lite Fares, where as quoted :-

"JetSaver Light fares have no checked baggage allowance. Carry on baggage limits, including size restrictions, will be strictly applied. Passengers with more than the applicable carry on baggage allowance will need to check in baggage..........,"

And in return for not checking in any excess baggage, Jetstar will slash off a standard fee off your airfare, which in turn can be used for more shopping, food and beverage and almost everything else you can think of doing with that extra savings.

And for us, this was how the extra savings of Rm 70 (+- SGD 30) per person was neatly put to very very good use.

Getting up and ready, in the morning for the awesome visit to SG.

With all the documents in place,

And with almost all the teams making their grandest arrival,

It was time to board the plane and jet off,

For an Airline which boasts maximum value for the price, I would say the overall seat setup was relatively comfortable, and great.

And here we are, arriving in Singapore.

The hotel staff was even kind enough to send over a representative to greet us and make sure we get safely to the hotel.

And with everyone arriving safely ( there were 10 teams for the Light Challenge)

We were put up to a night at the plush Grand Mercury Roxy Hotel, just right opposite Marina Parade.

Random photo taking while waiting to check into our rooms.

Now everyone would ask. How in the world can all this get better?! How can you make awesome, super awesome? I mean come on, the fully sponsored airfare, the service, the send off, and welcoming was probably something that would only happen in a dream ( but yes, it happened with Jetstar too). But yet somehow and someway, Jetstar and Grand Mercury Roxy made it happen, effortlessly. Dude, you guys get 5 stars from me, and my travel partner, Chris, easily.

When we were presented the room keys shortly after arriving, JENG JENG JENG

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FUIYOH. The room has practically any $#1t you can ask for. From;

Bathroom robes, Ironing Board with a Steam Iron ( yes don't laugh, I've walked into a hotel where they provided us with an Ironing Board, but there was charge to rent an iron), a Safe Deposit Box,

A swanky LCD TV for entertainment purposes.

A fully stocked minibar, with Instant Noodles, Snacks, Beers, Soft Drinks and so forth,

Heck it, the Hotel was even kind enough to make sure were over cloud nine by making us happy by getting us a WELCOME GIFT. Tell me, who in the world does that? Wait I know. Grand Mercury Roxy and Jetstar. And by the neat welcome letter, was two welcome drinks by the Poolside Bar.

The drinks voucher.

They were even thoughtful enough to provide us a touring map of Singapore, as well as a brochure of the latest happenings in town.

And above all, the ever spacious and comfy room.

And since the sun was shinning down brightly and the weather was perfect, we decided to warm up by the bar with our complimentary Singapore Sling Cocktails. Yeah I mean Sg's so creative with coming up with their signature Welcome to Singapore Drinks, Malaysia should just follow suit with something like Malaysia Madness or something like that. You know, just dump in some fruit juice with a little bit of vodka and brandy, and people will go nuts over it.

So anyway, @ the Roxy Bar.

Weather was perfect for fine cocktail sipping Al Fresco Experience.

Magically whipping up our drinks.

This is how you do it, uhuh.

Chris, my super awesome, entertaining and informative travel partner,

Me, by the poolside bar. You know, this pic makes me feel so damn atas ~~"high class"~~ because I probably would not be able to afford all these as a student and would be too kiam siap to spend on these little luxuries all on my own. So thanks to Jetstar and Grand Mercury Roxy, I'm milking the moment while I can, heh.

After treating ourselves luxuriously, we set off to the highlight of the trip. With our given pocket money of SGD 30, we had to strategically budget our spending as to not go over the daily limit. And here's our share of story on how, we somehow managed to do it, getting involved in alot of fun, excitement and freebies thrown in along the way.

No 5 On the List, Shopping and More Shopping.

First stop, we hit the MRT to the Orchard Stop. And that's where all the shopping began.

Toured the whole street, all the way from Takashimaya @ Orchard

to the Fountain of Wealth @ Suntec City,

The fountain of wealth.

And right at the time, they were having a food fest,

with loads of goodies to choose from.

And finally after all the walking and decision making, I got myself a Singapore Tee from Giordano as a souvenir to take home.

Next at No 4, Sightseeing around town.

Probably the best and cheapest way to get a true blue feel of Singapore, we went out armed with only our camera's and with our pair of sharp eyes, we basked in the beauty of Singaporean architecture.

We came across some star attractions, soon to be attractions and classic must not miss Singapore Tourist Spots.

The Merlion.

And while we're at the Merlion, we managed to witness some Dragon Boat Fest going on.

Theaters on the bay @ The Esplanade.

Singapore CBD @ Night.

Clarke Quay during nightfall.

Pubs and Clubs around Clarke Quay.

My Star Jump @ The Merlion.

Those pictures above speak for their own beauty, doesn't it. The fascinating blend of the different hues and tones of color at night, coupled up with the full regalia of the magnificent structures just adds a touch of beauty to what our eyes could capture in one day.

Following up at number 3, Eating and Filling our Stomach all round the clock.

The Chip Shop Rocks.

Gosh, in Singapore, everyone gotta try these fried MARS BARS. They're so good, it's like stuffing a whole pound of pleasure down your taste buds. Hot and crisply on the outside, cool, sweet and soothing on the inside.

My face immediately lit up once i chewed on the magical-make-anyone-happy-balls.

Their bacon burger was out of this world. Never tasted anything so tender like that in Malaysia.

Chris on the other hand did not even stop pushing his stomach to the limit with Long John's Silvers @ Shaw House.

And if you think we're done with eating, NOT YET. We were far from done. For dinner, we hopped on the MRT to Newton, where we had:-

At Newton's Food Court at night.

And as fate would have brought me on this trip, I bumped into my long lost childhood friend at the Newton MRT Station. And off we go, the 3 of us ( Me, Chris and Nick) for dinner.

Nick and Me.

Fried Egg Carrotcake.

Sg's version of the Penang Oh Chien. Gotta tell you, it was not bad at all man. I especially liked the fresh big oysters.

You can never get too much food in your life.

Strong at Number 2, We Conquered Singapore's Nightlife. Now the famous quote, "Who ever comes to Sigapore without partying the night away. No one"

Even before we made our Grand Arrival at the Zirca Megaclub, we were pumped up for Star Jump Shots.

@ Zirca, Clarke Quay.

To our delight, it was our own Malaysian superstars, the Bass Agents spinning! And thanks to them, we managed to enter under their guestlist, meaning we went clubbing in Singapore for FREE!

The awesome party people.

After a few rounds of drinks with my friends, everyone was happy and ready to go.

We were even jumping up and down IN THE CLUB.

Bass Agents dishing out cutting edge music.

Scot Project with his Stage Appearance.

There are no boundaries when you're having fun.

And that was our super eventful night venture.

Now, comes the final highlight of the trip. And here's where I give the number 1 spot to.

Probably the most awesome part of the trip is to be selected by Jetstar to actually be part and parcel of the magical and wonderful experience. Nothing, and I repeat nothing listed above would happen without the effort of Jetstar Airways and Grand Mercury Roxy hotel.

And this is why being selected on this trip is probably the biggest and most important thing to happen to me and Chris, for without the selection and special savings of SGD 30 per person, we would not be able, to come to Singapore and go through the special events listed as above.

The SGD 30 spending money given per person came in super handy to actually cover for the entertainment expenses. Here's the breakdown of where the money actually went to.

Bus ride from hotel to Singapore Flyer = SGD1
(SGD30 - SGD1 = SGD29)

Fried Mars Bars with ice cream = SGD3.80
(SGD29 - SGD3.80 = SGD25.20)

Super Bacon Burger! SGD4.50
(SGD25.80 - SGD4.50 = SGD21.30)

After a whole afternoon of shopping and walking Orchard Road, we headed to Newton Food Court by MRT = SGD0.80
(SGD21.30 - SGD0.80 = SGD20.50)

Carrot cake = SGD2
(SGD20.50 - SGD2 = SGD18.50)

Duck Rice = SGD2
(SGD20.50 - SGD2 = SGD18.50)

Fried Oyster (Hor Chien) = SGD4
(SGD18.50 - SGD2 = SGD16.50)

Little India for some sightseeing and shopping.
MRT = SGD0.50
(SGD16.50 - SGD0.50 = SGD16)

Taxi back from Clarke Quay to hotel = SGD9
Cost shared (SGD16 - SGD4.50 = SGD11.50)

Changi Airport to catch our flight back. Bus ride was only SGD1.50
(SGD11.50 - SGD1.50 = SGD10)

And finally, I spent my last SGD 10 on a T Shirt Souvenier to be brought back to Malaysia ( Giordano Tee)

And if you think that SGD 30 can't get you much in this current economy, think again how me and Chris did everything as said above.

But as the saying goes, all good things must come to an end.

It's back to Changi and bye bye Singapore.

You cannot blame me and Chris for not wanting to leave right, Jetstar?!

Once again, my thanks goes out to Jetstar and Grand Mercury Roxy Hotel for making my trip and entertainment in Singapore a 100% Dream turned into Reality.

See you guys soon enough!

Week That Was

2009-07-02T20:26:00.008+08:00

Attended the Biometrics Event at Mandarin Oriental this week, and it was my first hand experience as an usher.

They were launching some spa and wellness program, and the Guests of Honour included Pak Lah and the Queen or something like that lah.

The four of us, Chris, Me, Addy and Sue.

The girls,

and the guys.

Special thanks to Ling Fern's Aunt for the arrangement, and oh yes, I did manage to see the Pemaisuri Agong, and heck, she was HOT. And her jugs were huge man.

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The other week at Euphoria, MOS. Coincidentally, as I am typing this, I am going tonight again, YES AGAIN. I'm like Euphoria's No 1 Fan already.

Kev, Chong and Chuan.

Sylvia and Bri.

Standard Drinks.

Ats and Ah Fai.

~~Horny~~ chongx and Sylvia.

And a ton more of other people which I had no time to take photo with. Samad, DJ, DU peeps and a few HELP friends i met there.

That was for that week. My friend is honking already, time to go, more updates soon enough.

the most difficult things in life

2009-06-18T00:36:00.003+08:00

..........happen when you least expect it.

24 hours ago, I was wondering of what to expect in Singapore.

Now, I wished I need not make this trip down so suddenly.

My very close family friend whom I've gotten used to call uncle, was supposed to meet up with me, on my way to Singapore.

I still have to meet him, but the difference is its gonna be my last time meeting him.

I still have trouble believing it, and maybe reality would only set in when I see him for the last time.

And as I slowly make my way down south, in my heart, I keep on praying that I would not have to go down for this matter. That this problem never existed in the first place.

It is of my greatest regret that our final meeting had to come this way, but I do hope that when somethings in life do happen for a reason, you are, in a safe, calm and peaceful place. No matter what comes our way, this goodbye would be one of the hardest to pen out. Rest well.

Apart from the above said, I do owe thanks to my friends, family and all who cared that showed all the support you guys can give. Thanks for offering to stay by my side, to keep me company. Thanks for making my trip down less gloomy. I could'nt have asked for more, as honestly, I did not expect this kind of caring showmanship.

By nature I know that I am able to handle situations like this and that I do not get very emotional easily, I will keep my calm and composure all the way until this trip ends.

Because I do believe in myself that Tysern is very able to handle situations like this, and there should be no chance of him getting all over himself. There is so much control in me, and I would do all the best in this trip.

Don't worry about me people, I shall be and will be able to see it through.

See you guys on Monday.

mini notes

2009-06-08T23:36:00.002+08:00

I haven't even unpacked my bag from my last short one day trip to Genting last Saturday and here I am putting in more stuff to go to Port Dickson for a night.

I haven't even rested well enough from the super awesome and gut busting tiring Nuffnang Standout Party and here I need to make this PD trip.

I'm still not yet jumping and over the Malacca Freedom Trip and yet to blog about it, and here I am having to go outstation for awhile again.

And I still need to go down to SG next week, and, yes, I've really got nothing to say already.

Just hold on people for the posts, I will be back ASAP.

WAW- Wild Awesome Wicked ( Freedom & Nuffnang Standout Teaser)

2009-06-07T15:59:00.006+08:00

Probably the best 3 words to describe the past 3 weeks, Starting from where I left off at Chuan's Party, followed by Freedom 09' and finally the Nuffnang Standout Party.

You know, I keep asking myself, can it get any better after Freedom? Looks like it actually can.

Teaser Pics of both Freedom & The Standout Party,

My car which somehow became the mobile bar,

Part of us giving it all at the rave.

And for the record,

Kevin with Above and Beyond. Makes you jealous doesn't it?!

And for the Standout Party,

This was towards the end,

Kwan, Addy + May Yi.

These people almost drank the 1k bottles of beer dry, and the result, one got super duper wasted jumping around the whole club at the end of the night.

Haha, wait for my full party review.

travelling, on the road

2009-05-29T03:10:00.005+08:00

Would be hitting the south side of Malaysia this time, to Malacca and will be back on Sunday. I hope everything goes 100% as planned, and if its does, it will probably be explosive. I will be bringing my laptop to the hotel to play my dear Restaurant City, provided the wifi's good enough there.

The interesting thing is 3 rave virgins are gonna follow me down, and a bunch of regular ravegoers would be there together, lets see how everything goes alright.

Week that was, Wing Chuan's 21st @ Las Caretas. The interesting thing about places such as this is the food would be above average, their service no matter what would be kinda tulan-ish when you go round commanding them to serve you the lime margaritas but one thing, if there's a huge group, it should be all well worth it.

To cater for the whopping 40+ Guests at his birthday, drinks were on free flow and the set menu was well organised before the big day.

Everyone had salad as the entrees,

And a choice of either salmon, steak, beef or chicken as the main dish. Being weight conscious, healthy, omega-3 ish and all, and because I memang like Salmon lah, I confirmed my choice with chuan a week b4 the dinner.

Don't ask what happened to the soup and Brulee Desert heh. Was to excited to chomp it down.

After that, being modern and trendy and all, as these places claim to be, they whipped out birthday props and guitars to entertain the crowd.

Chuan, Kev and Me.

Traditional key shaped cake, but I really doubt the key does anything. Parents would still be parents anyway.

Probably having a good time shaking off to the guitar beat.

Entertaining us with a little birthday boy dance,

and part of the younger crowd.

So anyway, everything went very well, including the mini after party @ Long Bar with their complimentary, erm strip dancers and for the record for Chuan's Memory,

Never ever MAX IT OUT on your 21st birthday. That's my toilet btw, and he's probably the 4-5th guy kneeling there in like 2 years. But at least, he flushed.

So anyway, have a great week you people, and I'll have mine. Someone told me to behave for the 3 days, alright, I will.

I'm a Standout in life

2009-05-20T17:49:00.006+08:00

The world is filled with many opportunities, and standing out is probably taking some of these and making them work magically for you.

Defining the word standout through academic terms would be doing something remarkably superior to others, but I think the best definition one can give is to actually share their own standout experiences with others.

So, what does a Standout mean to me?

1.Going places eating, and having the motto, Eat Everything While You're Alive.

And when I mean eating, probably the first challenge to finding good food is the arduous and long journey, just to eat.

Satay Celup all the way from Malacca, wait, who cares about the cholesterol now?

Topping that off, having the joy of the Boss's company to take photos with us,

Like they say, if good treats does not hurt your wallet, its gonna take your time up.

Who cares if its gonna give you diabetic problems later on in life, eat it now when you're able.

2. Going all out by whatever means to record one in a lifetime moments.

Haha, oh yes, if you do know me well enough, I have actually tried out many successful ways to actually capture videos which seemed impossible to capture. Like hanging on to dear life to my cam, recording while looping through roller coasters, and most recently, since I was so desperate to take good water park shots ( I don't own an all weather olympus camera, mind you) hence I gotta improvise, so I came out with this plan.

I got those multi purpose zipper lock camera bags which were transparent, online, popped in my camera, and prayed really hard that no water leaks in. If it does, say bye bye to my cam.

And the results, heh, not too bad for a first timer lah.

Thankfully my cam's still functional after that.

That's how close i needed to go to get those shots.

Till then, I hope this Standout Event would be, a blast like classic nuffnang events.

On The Road, Again

2009-05-09T15:27:00.003+08:00

Will be back in Raub, Pahang for a one night to attend my cousin's wedding, then after probably during the 3rd week of May, will be going down to PD with my family, then after during the 29-30th of May, down to Malacca for you know what lah.

Sumore I just got back from Kuantan, there's still Genting next week pending, how lah?!

And I still owe my buddy an SG trip to visit him, looks like I'm gonna travel like crazy this month.

to kemaman, and back

2009-05-09T01:20:00.005+08:00

As you guys already knew from my previous post, I made a quickie to Kuantan and after that further up a little to Kemaman, for this, yes I drove my whole family to Terengganu to eat this shiznit.

Passing through the golden gates, had my Dad take a shot of it.

Yeah, the long lost stuffed crabs. Last time I had it, A GOOD, yes A GOOD 6-7 years ago. Picture that.

My parents beh tahan already, rushing off to order. It was also, indeed a good 6-7 years since they ate here.

JASON, YOU WANTED ME TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING I ATE. DROOL ON BITCH!!

The years may have passed, the prices of the crabs may have ballooned, but one thing remains always the same;

It was still fucking good.

Since it was also a popular seafood joint, we had their sambal sotong to go with the rice,

Normal vege, mediocre, but that's probably because its vege, I mean, how can anyone cook up something shitty into magic right?!

Fish was relatively fresh, DUH, we're in Terrenganu man, just next to the fishing sea village,

Hah, and their latest zhng to their menu, Garlic Butter Freshwater King Prawns and Baked Lobsters. As far as I knew, the prawns scored a solid 10/10, easily.

The restaurant crowd, on the 1st of May, public holiday or not, business booms for them. A huge lot of Singaporeans also love to patronize this place.

And now, for directions to the place.

Traveling on the east coast highway, the new highway starts from Karak, and currently as of 8/5/09, the highway is completed until Jabur, in Terrenganu. Don't worry about the condition of the highway, although there are minor repair works here and there, as my dad said, it's as straight as an arrow.

160km/h and above, no problem. But still, the drive to Kuantan from KL will take a good 3 hours, even when you're driving fast. Now here's the tricky part to get to Kemaman. Although the east coast highway runs into Terrenganu, don't drive all the way to Jabur as the highway runs through inner middle Terrenganu (Kemaman is on the coastal side of Terrenganu).

You gotta exit at Kuantan, and then take the coastal road, passing Cherating, and finally, arriving at Chukai (Kemaman). If you do take the highway, you'll end up in the middle of Terrenganu and you have to take the trunk road which leads to the coastal road, which is way longer than exiting at Kuantan.

When you're already in Kemaman, look for the Tunas Manja Supermarket and make a right turn, at the traffic light. Continue all the way straight, you'll reach the town, and it should not be hard to spot Tong Juan Restaurant. It's a one way street so the road will take you one round before you can see the shop. If the directions are just to damn difficult for you,

alternatively,

JUST CALL ME LAH OK. Mr GPS.

Alright, that's it for now, next post will be on Kuantan Trip Day 2 where me and my family decided to shift to the Cherating Beachside Resort to relax.

Till then, continue drooling.

packed my bags;

2009-05-01T00:19:00.009+08:00

and I'm ready to leave for Kuantan. Hah, just for 1-2 days, don't worry. Will be back soon enough.

And so, it does not take a genius to tell you what season I'm in right now. Yeah, season like the mating season, hibernating season, hunting season, whatsoever wheresoever.

I've got 3/5 completed, 2/5 to go, next week. Lugged my stuff along to Kuantan with me, probably gonna study in the hotel library or chill out room (if there is one), of if the hotel doesn't have both, in the room lah.

I'm sure most of you here are going like, so how was the exams and shit and so on. Here is my battle report on my first three papers.

Law 101.

Honestly, OK. I give it a 6.5/10. Yes its an open book exam, yada yada, loads of flipping through the contracts act and stuff, nailed some questions good, missed one or two, but overall, I would call it quite alright, considering my mid terms was a big blow up. ( Miraculously, I still managed to get like 11/20 for it, god knows how). Yes, when I said big blow up on my midterms, I totally wrote one question wrongly, 100% wrongly, and guess how many questions were there in the exam, yeah, 2 question. I got 1/2 screwed, which is 50% fucked up, and to get a 11/20, oh well, I think you can see how much sympathy marks I got for question 2. Yeah, my final exam started off a little pitchy here and there, there was a little bit of uncomfortable moments, but I think when I got to the middle, I sort of picked up and it started rocking dude, yeah like that was the bomb alright. But overall, it was just OK for me, just ok.

YA LAH, I was watching American idol just now ok, been following it like crazy alright.

Management Accounting, ACC 103.

Probably one of the hardest subjects so far for me, in HELP. Exam wise, I would say I performed a 6.9/10. Here's something very, VERY interesting in the exam. Naturally, it was a subjective question, and I did the question on my first try, no problem. Finished the whole paper, had 1/2 hour left, was checking through everything. Now came the shitty part, it was this subjective question (10 marks i think), which when I checked back, the angel whispered , and the devil came along. I re-did the whole question on a fresh sheet of paper, and the answers were different. AND I WAS FUCKING STUCK IN THE "WHICH ONE SHOULD I PASS UP DILEMMA." My first answer seemed good, but then my 2nd answer seemed better. My first answer seemed more logical, because it was a round number, but my 2nd answer seems screwed up because it had a ton shit of decimals.

I sat down and think. I though of what my more ~~exam orientated~~ kiasu friends would have done. I though of what my lecturer said, "Sometimes, don't simply bash in all the information into the question, there can be digits which are irrelevant" (Answer 1, I used all info, Ans 2, I omitted some), then the bombshell came, I have a friend who holds to death his principle.

"Don't change the first answer, because the first one is ALWAYS RIGHT".

And me myself, I did come across situations where my 2nd answer totally fucked things up. And so, after pondering all the points above said,
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I PASSED UP THE 2ND ONE.

Don't ask me why. WHAT THE FOOKIEMAU RIGHT?! I just have to pray I hit the jackpot this time. God help me.

ITC 101.

Dumb subject, lazy to elaborate. Pass can already lah.

Just to roll things up since Jan, I'll show you bits and pieces from my cam, all random events. Full reported posts will be up only AFTER my exam.

No 1: Last time I touched those semi-heavily, Dec 31 08/Jan 1 09.

No 2: Thanks to No 1, everyone had a great one at Pat's.

No 3: Rule of the thumb, Where we go, where the MJ table goes.

No 4 : Wei Loon had an awesome 21st, in Jan.

No 5: Food that night was great.

No 6: Had a few rounds of gambling, and MJ after that.

No 7 : Long live Chor Ti. Fuck man, look at Shon's long hair back then. Have to use rubber band and tie wei, like my maid liddat.

No 8: It was Quin's 21st @ Michelangelo's, Soho KL, Mont Kiara. And yes, the pasta there is godlike. Spoiler abit heh, prices are very steep, Rm 50++ for a plate of that, I think the bill came up to almost RM 300 for 3 poeple (inclusive of the Guiness Stout lah)

No 9: Oysters were VERY very good. Really fishy and juicy.

No 10: Quin getting all dirty gulping em down.

No 10: The carbonara tasted so rich, it didn't taste like the cheap ass williams condensed milk version, it was just different, and special.

No 11: Tiramisu FTW!!!

Oh shit, I should not have posted the pics up, damn hungry now, gotta cook Korean Mee right now, till then lar, wait for my other pics to be up.

See yah, and good night !

emotional shitwreck

2009-04-01T20:37:00.002+08:00

I'm almost pinned down to the ground with my assignments, midterms which finally got over, teaching the kids and everything.

Did I tell you that since Jan started, I have classes everyday all the way until May, non stop, heck, I even have almost no time to go poop. Probably gonna resort to pampers or the likes of it.

So anyway, I can't even locate the post which I written some time ago to be posted, but to keep you guys updated, I have pics from near, far, now and coming.

To top it all off, like a cherry on the cake, I'm sick with flu, cough and the whole 3 in 1 package this week.

Life is difficult sometimes, let me get through this week first b4 I post something proper.

@ gurney drive, penang (Part 1)

2009-02-21T19:20:00.010+08:00

Just some short updates and current pictures I took so far, on my trip up to Penang. There's wireless broadband in the whole hotel block(thank god i brought my laptop), and the hotel is so totally awesome. Very comfy and nice. Blogging right now from my room, which comes with an en suite jacuzzi, astro, mini bar and all the amenities you can think of.

Packed and ready to go.

Our first stop in Penang, after an arduous 3-4 hour drive, in which I was speeding my way through.

Nice Peanut Flavoured ABC Ice Kacang to cool off on a hot day.

Super Famous Penang Oh Chien, just check out the size of the oysters. This totally beats the hell out of the lousy PJ Oh Chiens.

Penang Lobak. The prawn fritters were an absolute winner.

This was the popular Lorong Selamat Char Kuay Teow which totally costed a bomb. At RM 6.50 a portion, it comes with a waiting time of AT LEAST 30 minutes, and that's the minimum. The lady frying it sports huge laboratory glasses, as well as something that looks like a retarded hat.

She operates from a push-cart, and you can see a long stream of patrons waiting patiently inside the coffee shop.

P/s: Terry, you're very familiar with Penang right. Next time, you ought to show me the best place to eat char kuay teow alright!

So now, the verdict on then CKT. I would say it's definately better than KL's cheap version, but not a hundred times better. It still tastes very much like CKT, the only thing is it bears a very chee yau char-ish aroma, its hot and delicious and the prawns are really fresh and nice. If you're thinking of driving all the way down for this plate of CKT, unless you have other things to do in Penang, nah, its not really worth the drive. But nonetheless, since I was there, heh, it's good.

And now, pictures of the awesome 5 Star Gurney Hotel I stayed in.

My parents booked a 2 room suite, yes, they only have suites in the hotel, no ordinary deluxe, superior or what not shit rooms, and it comes with two tv's, coffee maker and minibar area, sofa's and a huge chillax space. Oh well, according to their website, their rooms are all EQUIVALENT to at least a size of an apartment. Picture that.

This was the bedroom which had a fucking good view of the beach. And it was really highly elevated, the hotel had 36 floors.

The twin make up/brush teeth area, and the bathroom was adjoined to the dressing room,

which came with a shower glass panel, and tadahhh, you can't go wrong with the jacuzzi. I totally soaked my balls in there for like an hour or so man. Heh, this is only one of the 2 toilets in the room.

And guess what, the price for the suite was SO DAMN WORTH IT, and really reasonable. If you ever go to Penang, i suggest you stay with them. Their rooms are really, really priced very low for a 5 star hotel. You can surf their website, here.

Stay tuned for Part 2.

Yes, I know i haven't been updating for a long while. All because?!

1. I had a huge wedding to attend to in Jan, 3x 21st Bday Celebrations, New Year coutdown parties, friend's farewell parties, friend's welcome back parties, CNY Balik Kampung Trips,

2. And in Feb, don't get me started, and yeah, throw in 5x uni per week also.

Haha.

stupid, gets stupider

2009-01-08T23:41:00.005+08:00

I am not even sure a word such a stupider exists, but oh well, here's a story worth sharing, which some of you might think its retarded yet entertaining, OMFG yet WTF, holy shit yet it STILL fucking happened.

So earlier today I was at the Campap Super Bookstore at Taman Megah looking around for books suitable for my tuition kids. So while scouting around at the ground floor, I noticed this lady in pink asking a question to staff which was getting weird stares from all around.

Yes, I know i kay poh, but who cares?!

Naturally, I pulled my mischevious ass over to the counter to see what was going on.

Apprently, the lady was asking for discount. What's so bad about that right, yes I know its really embarassing to notice that she WAS NOT IN A FUCKING PASAR MALAM, but in a retail store. I know some women just have the knack for it. Yeah, like bargaining at Jusco.

But still, that's not so bad. Seriously.

As I heard more, my heart went like WTF?! Right on the spot. So let's call her lil' bitch alright. So this lil' bitch was actually saying out loud to the cashiers and the staff, and it went like that.

lil' bitch: Excuse me, why I don't get a discount on my books?!

staff: We're sorry Miss, we only give out discounts to Campap Card Members.

lil' bitch: I'm a tuition teacher u know. I teach u know. Why cannot?

staff: Sorry, but that's our policy.

lil' bitch: Eh, I teach Form 5 Maths Tuition lar okay. I go to people's house and teach tuition sumore alright. CANNOT MEH, WHAT THE?! TEACHER ALSO GOT NO DISCOUNT?! HAR?!

staff: It's not the tuition matter. The right way is the 15% discount is only applicable to members who shop at Campap.

lil' bitch: Why cannot lah?! I mean, you're already giving discounts to those members anyway right?

staff: Hold on Miss, I'll ask the manager.

And so, the manager comes into the scene.

manager: Hi there. I understand that you're giving tuition. How many books are you planning to buy, in the bulk? Maybe if you buy by the cartons........,

lil' bitch: there, this 2 only.

manager: HAH, 2 only. Like that I'm really sorry, No membership card, No Discount.

I'm sure all of you who's reading this is probably going like WTF right now man. Alright,

1. Whether or not she gives tuition to whoever, wheresoever, or howsoever, this has TOTALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH CAMPAP SUPERSTORE.

2. Its clearly stated that only Campap Members qualify for the discount, no others, regardless you're the Prime Minister, Agong, nasty foul mouth bitch, or any other form you can think off, doesn't mean that you give tuition, you can demand for a different price for what you're buying.

Their Member Discount Card.

3. If lil' bitch is SOO GONNA INSIST on getting her share of discount, what about other people?!
Seriously, just think about it.

Just imagine a slutty prostitute walking into a pharmacy,

Prostitute: Here, I want these condoms, lubricating jelly, dildos, wet tissues, viagra, metal chains, masking tapes, gagging tapes, and those shit.

Pharmacist: Er, alright, that's be RM 210.55.

Prostitue: WHAT, HAH, CIBAI, No discount for me ar?! I'm giving out sex sessions worr. You know, I'm a prostitute, sure got discount one right. I use them like everyday lor.

Pharmacist: Sorry, but what you do during the day has totally nothing to do with our store. You want a discount, either by the vouchers and discount card.

Prostitute: SO WHAT LA ASSWIPE?! I'm the one giving out lessons now. I'm the one teaching now. You can say I'm a math teacher you know. I add a bed, minus off their clothes, divide their legs, they leave their solution and I hope it doesn't multiply.

Fine, you get the point alright. Heh.

What I'm saying here is, no matter you're a dentist, doesn't mean that when you buy oral care products from various places, you are expecting a discount JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A DENTIST.

Doesn't mean that just because you're a electrician, you get discounts at the hardware store just because you're an electrician.

And to the bitch up there, just because you're teaching tuition, doesn't mean u can simply walk into a bookstore and have them give you special "oh-because-you-give-tuition" discounts, just because you CLAIM you are giving tuition, even if you a full fleged teacher.

I am shocked, totally shocked. And to think of her teaching, man what shit has she been feeding to her students lar?!

How in the world can she come up with such stupid logic man? That's how stupid, can get stupider.

After paying, I left the store with a grin in my face, as I went on to give my tuition lessons.

What do you think man?

2008, in number and pictures.

2008-12-30T21:06:00.037+08:00

It's been a great year, or should I say 2008 was the start of many new exciting, fun and beneficial items in life for me.

I grew up quite a lot, in the emotional, mature and experience sense. Had my ups and downs of the year, and realized that the little down bits are technically lessons to be learned, and remembered. Put this way, everything had just been cruising along perfectly.

I had my share of fun, work and play. I had my equal treasured share of friendship, family bond and brotherhood. I also had my own share of little quiet toned downed moments (some of you are probably laughing at this right now, since when tysern actually longed for this?! ) and had my own share of big hoo-haa party moments. Lastly, I had my own share of academic glitches and little, yes you read it, little success. ( Still trying to improve on the success part, actually)

But all in all, I loved 2008. Highlighting the best bits item by item, I have the Most Memorable Moments of the year all here.

And since I recently turned 19, here are 19 items worth reconciling for the year, please do note that these items are in NO PARTICULAR CHORONOLOGICAL ORDER, or in NO PARTICULAR PRIORITY ORDER.

What I loved, the best bits of the year, all the way from Dec 2007 - Dec 2008 ( making that 12 months in total)

Here I present to you 19 items.

1.The whole gang made a trip to Langkawi, had massive and unexplainable fun.

@ The Mountain Peak.

Tasik Dayang Bunting.

2. Entered a fully stocked sex shop @ Orchard, SG, and actually purchased sex items.

I mean when they say sex shops there, they really mean SEX, as in S-E-X, not like those ciplak I Need Houses in Malaysia which does not even display dildo's in the open.

Totally no covering up. And if you're wondering what i got, oh well, its a penis paper clip holder, and phallus ice tray.

Don't so hamsap lar, no need to see =p

3. Got myself admitted into HELP University College.

And it was here, where it was the start of my many exciting journeys in life. 3 years down the road, I do hope I'm one heck of a cool, calm and coordinated accountant.

4. Got a new car, a Proton Waja,

to replace my aging old Proton Saga,

and not even after a month driving it, some asshole smashed into my rear

5. Wrote my first ever food review for MOF Desserts.

And it was a great treat,

Everything tasted well above expectations.

6. Visited Hooters, to check out their waiters with their big, er jugs,

Not that big after all lah, probably Asian Cup sizes are still a lil small

But I really loved their male toilets, and

BUY ONE GET ONE FREE BEERS.

7. Direct Selling.

Attempted to start trading and direct selling through AMWAY, realized it was so damn hard to earn a penny, and kinda, well almost gave up.

Money is hard to find, my friend.

8. Had another awesome road trip to Malacca, and this time, we stuffed ourselves to the brim, with food, fun and leisure.

Figure Posing.

At A' Famosa.

9. Played even more Mahjong and Chor Tai Tee in my entire life,

And it was over this white tiles where excitement and curses such as " DAMN SUI AH, WTH", or even "CHAU CHEE BYE, THIS KINDA CARD ALSO GOT AR" totally slipped from each and everyone's mouth.

And yes, where we went, the table went. They actually packed it into my car, and even before we could unload the other stuff into the bungalow @ A Famosa, the table was already set up and the playing started, and boy, it didn't stop until the next morning.

10. Attended nearly ALL NUFFNANG EVENTS, (only missing a few movie reviews here and there)

Pajama Bash.

Wildlife Party.

Halloween Madness,

and all the parties were really great,

managed to cash a sum of pocket money for my year end expenses,

All for 2008.

And the Pajama Picture actually got spoofed into,

by who else?!

11. Got myself a brand spanking new FTEC Laptop, 19 Inch LCD Screen, Altec Lansing Speakers, and the IT List goes on at the PC Fair,

My Uni Toy,

and sexy new 19 inch screen and much more not shown in pictures. Haha

12. Met and made awesome new friends.

Somewhere along the way, whether its through college life, or by friends' contacts, we all encounter new faces along the way. And how happy am I to admit that my first impression of college life was boring, is actually proven really wrong.

Yes, very wrong. The parties we had with new acquaintances, club nights out, this that and what more, really did add up to all the fun in the year.

At LC's place. I walked in knowing only 2 people, I walked out knowing all.

Took us a few drinks to be merry, and so,

Not only that, I've met many more, and even reconciled with long lost friends, since college started.

Cheez and Chris to name a few,

Terry, and the likes of it,

Met new faces AGAIN, reconciled with old DJ pals,

and everything else under the sun. Met blogging pals through nuffnang, LAN group mates, Kher Ching, Chin Looi, Nicole and Ye Shann, coursemates, Suzanne, Henry and the bunch, I tell you, the list goes on. I am so terribly sorry If i did left anyone one, its just that I can't write so much atm right now, but i still love you guys!

13. Celebrating my 19th Bday at 4 different possible awesome locations, 4 days straight without stopping, with a different bunch each time.

First, at Euphoria, MOS.

Next @ Bavarian Bierhaus with my family.

Then after at an awesome HUGE ASS rave party, FREEDOM ELITE @ Mont Kiara,

A Birthday Present from Cheez and Chris, and to back it all up,

There was no stopping on the free flow of drinks that night.

And then finally, to a party @ my own house, with my own cooking,

In which everyone had super awesome fun

Curry Laksa for the night, yo!

14. Attended F6 Prom in Dec ( yes, we're still very much attached to the samad junior crowd), and our gang rocked the night till the roof.

We were so high, we just blasted on Britney Spears, and started partying and singing like a rockstar,

We got so high we started swinging napkins as if they're girls panties,

And we all yam seng-ed with everyone at the dinner as if it was our own wedding. Heh

15. Started off as a Part-Time Teacher, learned much from it, besides having a tremendous blast with the students.

This was just ONE OF the farewells that took place,

We had our share of fun,

Underwear moments,

And fanmail, love letters and all sorts of that.

And not forgetting the awesome company of my fellow mates, Chongx, Patrick, Kev, Ming Kuan and Abel.

And if you students still want to know, I STILL MISS THE SHIT OUT OF U GUYS. I WILL BE BACK!!

16. Went on a Super Spontaneous Makan Trip to Ipoh,

When we said spontaneous, me and pat only decided to join them one day b4 the event

And still, it was a totally ass blowing trip.

17. Gashed my knee quite badly,

and heck, it still hurts until now, when something scratches into it. Alright, here's the story. Me, Fai, Chongx and Shon, was it?!, anyway this happened during our Malacca Trip. We were all making a human train on the water slide, and we obviously IGNORED the warning where only one person could go down the high speed slide at one time.

Then came the landing, and all four of us tumbled like dominos into the water, and poor me, because my knee landed first into the base of the concrete pool, my knee was dragged all the way for AT LEAST a few metres. I could not get up because of the weight of all of them on me, further digging and pushing me knee into the ground, while ripping off the juicy flesh on my poor knee cap.

God, that fucking hurt so much, I though I busted my knee really badly, and I would be on the wheelchair for my life. Although the pain was probably as bad as giving birth, I only let out a tiny groan, and when everyone saw the damage on my knee, they went like OMFG, SHIT DUDE, that's nasty. Jason had to actually carry me for awhile before the pain subsided, and I could thankfully, hobble along for the day.

No worries, I walk like normal now.

P/s: I have the grossed out pictures if you want to kay poh, but I'll only release it if there's a demand.

18. Visited my buddy cum pal cum bro in Singapore, who is currently pursuing his degree there.

Went there, saw the Esplande,

Did the Merlion Jump,

And has the awesome company of Cheez to go down south with me, while meeting up with Pat and Terry.

Damn, how I missed him, and those awesome days!!

19. Celebrating New Year's Eve AGAIN EVERY YEAR,

And indeed, it is a Happy Moment. The ability to actualy wrap up the year in total highs, this spot is specially reserved for my new year bash with the usual gang later, and heck, I promise It's gonna be one hell of a party.

We had a new year bash later last year already, and I'm proud to say that although studies and life may seporate us by the distance, the heart still comes as one, anytime.

And today, tonight, we're gonna party it all out before starting new, in 2009.

I will update the pictures after the bash, LATER. DUH!!

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And now, what more can I say about 2008, truthfully, I just have to thank god for all that he's given me, and thank my family, friends, students and collegues for guiding me through this wonderful fun filled journey.

I never regretted a single moment of it, and yes until tommorrow, 2008 still lives on, strongly ever after.

Belated Christmas Wishes and a Happy New Year.

Bye people, and I hope you too, had a great year!

tysern's major fail series

2008-12-16T21:41:00.005+08:00

I was bored the other day before coming up with this shit. Inspired by the hilarious failblog series of pictures, here's my own fair share which i somehow managed to think of and put into perspective.

p/s: do click on the pictures for a larger version, then only can you see them clearly.

Here goes,

1. Car Advertisement Fail

2. Yam Seng Fail.

3. Act Cute Fail.

4. Timing Fail

Haha, laugh on.

Yes, filler post lar, but hey, I am still writing on:-

1. Freedom Elite
2. Luna's @ Ronnie Q's
3. Prom 2008
4. DF
5. Look out point

Hah, slowly lar. See you guys, bye!

events last week; euphoria by MOS, dinner at bavarian bierhaus

2008-12-05T22:46:00.016+08:00

Haha, was it last week? Oh no, the week before that, so anyway, my exams are finally over. Yes, as in totally over. I have the month of December to spare, before getting my ass back to college on the 2nd week of Jan.

My last paper, Macroeconomics was thankfully quite bearable. I loved the subjective part, truthfully it was quite a breeze through. So much so that the objective actually seemed harder than the subjective, heh. So much so for economics this semester, haha.

It's a Friday night and here I am typing all this shit out. I had to start somewhere, don't I?

From the outside. You know, I really hate the queue lines at places at such. Reminds me of queuing up at Amusement Parks for a damn ride, which lasts like just a few minutes. And hell yes, the line was as long as hell. I mean, why can't they just have multiple express lines like in the supermarket yeah?!

You know if I were the manager of this place, I'll probably set up express queue lines to let people in as fast as they can, and pocket their money even faster. After all, they were collecting yes, an average of at least Rm 500-800 per group of people that go in lor. People wanna give money also they all don't know how to take, sigh.

This was the pathetic cashier station, which was so darn inefficient. Tell you this, if you let those coffee shops cashiers run this place, they'll probably swallow your cash in just seconds alright. Took us like almost 15 minutes JUST TO PAY u know.

And finally, after all that Mambo Jambo, heh, the party inside started.

Seng Ang and Mun Joe. Old DJ guys.

My friend, treasure duty free alcohol alright. This 2 bottles burned out Rm 600++, ( and no free flow of mixers some more) as compared to while I was in Langkawi, we only payed

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Less than RM 120 for everything that you see in that picture,( 3 bottles of liqour + a crate of beer) PLUS

......freebies and priceless entertainment thrown in the loot. Haha.

So anyway, back to my topic, the club's dance floor is as always, AWESOME. It's so huge, there was enough space for The Big Show and The Great Khali to grind asses, literally.

Cheez, Wei Jin, Tysern and Yi Ting. Yes i know, i needed to visit a hairstylist badly alright. I had no time ok, that night.

More of us with our drinks.

Sue, Adeline and Wei Zhi. Seng Ang and me at the back.

Yam Seng !!!! Towards the end of the night, Wei Jin literally shoved the bottle into my mouth ok. He went on like, Tysern, today is your special night, NO ESCAPE, and boom, down it went. Doesn't take a genius to guess what happened to me alright?!

Our table was on the upper deck, overlooking the club.

Side profile shot of me.

Heh, the diamond amongst the roses lol. ( Yes lar, damn shiok sendiri moment ok @.@)

More photos of us that night.

Some of us were probably quite tipsy already.

More candid shots.

Put your hands in the ayer, eh, ayer!!!

Kinda squished, girls showing their tongues.

More photos up for views at Sue's Blog, click here.

After all, the night was so totally awesome. Loves. <3

P/s: Chongx, you better make yourself free one night ok?! You still owe me an Euphoria visit. I bawa you main kau kau !!!

************************************************************************************ 21.11.2008- Dinner at Bavarian Bierhaus with my family.

Bavarian Bierhaus is actually an outlet specializing in German Beer and Food, location at a quiet corner @ The Curve.

Excuse the lousy picture quality as these shots were from my phone, my cam died on me during that week.

Tyron and my mum.

The bar. Oh well, important German beer costs a bomb, it was around 20-30 bucks per mug man.

My mum and dad.

My dad and me.

Heh, he was being such a daring, he was like, so Tysern, i bawa you to the German Shop, you want anot?!

So anyway, the food was really really above our expectations. By looking at the give-you-a-ball-drop-moment prices when we were ordering, we expected the food to at least reflect the price.

In fact, some of the entrees were really nice, like our starters such as the;

Toasted Garlic Bread with finely chopped parsley and bacon bits on the top. Different, refreshing and delicious. The crust was crunchy, but the middle section was superbly soft. Each bite was bursting with flavour.

This soup was absolutely the bomb. Seafood clam soup, full with scallops, prawns, mussels and a whole lot more seafood. The soup was actually made from pure 100% tomato puree, and there was practically no water added. How chunted is that man?! Yes, the liquid you can see is totally tomato puree, hency it was very thick and satisfying.

Next came the sausage platter ( pork sausages) which costed quite a bit. Would you believe this plate is about 70 bucks. I am so not kidding man. But all in all, it was worth paying the money. One variety of the sausages actually had melted cheese infused into it, not the cheese bits mind you ala the ciplak ayamas cheese sausages, but somehow they made the cheese flow out once you bite into the sausage. Yes, it flowed out man.

Next on the list was the huge ass roasted pork knuckles which was so darn huge, as big as a bear's paw man. Came with wedges and side dishes, the skin was orgasmic. Crispy as hell, so much so that when you muched on it, the next table could hear the crunch LOL. The meat was tender, juicy and went really well with the sauce. This was the house speciality, and definately, that explains why. Need I say more?

All in, it was a wonderful dinner for a wonderful occasion, and thanks dad for the dinner.

More updates next on the Freedom Elite event @ Bukit Kiara Equstrian Club, Curry Laksa Party, and a few mroe events. Stay tuned.

Bye folks, enjoy.

grrrrr

2008-12-02T21:32:00.003+08:00

Wah I think I broke my blog record already. 2 ranty posts in a row. Wow, since when tysern became so fussy?!

1. I had no more than 1 1/2 hours of sleep the night before my management test, why, you know lar.

2. My eyes were so puffed up and red from the lack of sleep, had no choice but to put on my contacts, and boy did it hurt all the way for 5 hours straight through the exam.

3. On the way to HELP, the jam was massive, and time was running out.

4. No parking, had no choice to park in the rip off Wisma HELP parking which costed me 8 ringgit for a mere 3-4 hours of parking. Before i could actually park there, i had to circle a few times AS IT WAS ALSO FULL. I ended up dumping my car illegelly near some lift landing, ( probably got cursed badly already, etc:- ma chau hai, this fucxxx no brains one ar, park like that OR stupid mother fucxxx, he thinks he own this car park ar). Yeah.

5. No breakfast before the gruelling 3 hours paper all the way till noon.

6. Air con above me was acting bitchy, sometimes damn cold, sometimes no air at all. The exam invigilator tried to fix it, but oh well, i couldn't be bothered anymore.

7. Went to the exam venue, level 7, full. Got pushed around, the pointing finger game was played, until we FINALLY found a room which was still not full. At level 6, by that time we were already 15 minutes late.

8. Ball joint near my arm cramped, just refused to cooperate with my mind. Had no choice but to force my arm to write, in which it felt like a huge ass motherfucxxxx dislocation after the exam.

9. Stomach groned, and I let it rip nicely ( GOD, pity the person behind me), during the exam.

And finally when I could get myself started, doing the Management Paper just made number 1-9 seem so easy.

It was that stressful.

After pulling through, It felt like I've just finished a 50km marathon without shoes.

And for once, I'm actually proud because of that.

give me a hug, baby

2008-12-02T00:30:00.002+08:00

I have never felt so stressed up in my life before alright.

My big exam is tomorrow, and the problem is not because i don't understand. If i don't understand, i would be sleeping happily already. Nothing more to read.

The problem is I actually know there is a chance to do well, but i gotta read and memorize 100 pages worth of work to get that A.

I can sleep now and just get a pass, but that's not what i want.

This is the problem, because the bed seems so tempting.

Looks like there's no sleep for me tonight. Sigh

Jiaqi's Bday Dinner

2008-11-29T18:09:00.001+08:00

Heh, it has seriously been awhile since my last food post. Really, a long long time ago it seems. I had quite an awesome birthday week which i got so, oh well, better not say it, heh.

I received loads of touching calls, sms-es, online messages and personal greetings which i treasure so much, thank you. Special thanks to my buddies, chongx and kevin who called all the way from singapore just to make sure i was doing alright that night. To ken hui all the way from US, in his midst of papers, still remembering it all, by the means of an offline message, thank you so much, and to all on the facebook network, i love you guys.

So anyway, this happened actually like a week before my birthday, but hey, here's the joy of sharing the quite similiar birthdates in a month right? All the more, the merrier, the better.

Jiaqi's Birthday @ Restorant Million Castle Seafood.

God, the food there was SO TOTALLY awesome. Thanks alot, Jiaqi for the wonderful dinner. To start, we had:-

Shon entertaining us with his crazy card antics, so totally awesome man. Heh, what sumptuous dinner comes with a pre-performance?!

This went so well with the sharksfin soup, babe.

Shon + Ty + Shiau.

Us.

And here comes the first dish of the night, 4 Seasons Hot and Cold Combination, with baby octopus, crabsticks and sushi rolls.

Probably the best, and still everyone's fav throughout the whole night. Probably because we were hungry, lol. Oh how can i forget our other dish, and the super awesome Sucking Pig coming up?

Red Wine was served complementing the dishes. Very good wine, smooth and a little sparkly.

Mmmm, full bodied, full flavour grapes.

Next, we had Sharksfin Soup with crabmeat and scallops.

Good as usual lar, how can you get it wrong with sharksfin man?

Steam Pompfret with Soya Sauce was next on the list. Thanks to the waiter's super de-boning skills, eating the fish was relatively easy. No bones at all. Freshness level, was at least, the very best.

This was probably the dish of the night, and everyone did salivate when the royal pig made its entrance.

Vincent and C J tucking in. This dish needs absolutely NO INTRODUCTION.

It was roasted just right, to perfection. The skin was as crispy as potato chips, and the barbecued meat was tender, soft and juicy. It went extremely well with the black sauce and the spring onions.

Even Shiau and Jiaqi could not resist going for the crispy skin.

Next on the list was sauteed Sea Cucumber topped off with Hong Kong Kai Lan and Abalone. I took quite many slices of the sea cucumber and the abalone ( excuse me for my greedy pig moment) as there was quite a huge leftover on the table. The Sea Cucumber was done very well, no smelly fishy smell, yet still very much tasting like Sea Cucumber.

The prawns were next on the list. Sweet and sour prawns basked in Special Sauce. I had a few, but everyone was on the verge of seriously exploding hence there was more than enough to bring back. Nonetheless, the food that night was really really good.

To cap everything off, we had tong shui and fried glutinuous rice balls for dessert.

Those fried glutinous rice balls on the right rocks. The filling was sweet, warm, peanuty and nice.

Jiaqi with the girls, Crystal and Elaine.

We had more rounds to drink, chit chat and be merry.

Yam Seng. Sigh, such nice gossip times where classic tales of our Malacca Trip, Liewlala's Night Screaming and Drunkness, Crazy Driving and Guessing all took place on that table that night. The girls were sooo amused by the tales that their teeth nearly popped out following their hilarious laughter, me and Shiau were so engrossed in telling them more, and loads of funky stories just popped out like that. We talked quite long, and we sat down chit chatting until they closed.

The guy standing on the left, is Jiaqi's eldest bro, while the boy next time him is Jiaqi's youngest bro. The rest, all College and Pre-U Mates.

Form 6 Group Photo.

The night capped off with Jiaqi ~~ripping~~ opening up the presents, such as

Body Shoppe Fragance from Shiau,

Complete Bath Set from Crystal, Elaine, CJ and Vincent,

and finally,

small angpow from Me, David and Shon.

To wrap it up, it was a great night, and once again, thank you Jiaqi for the dinner.

Next on my blogging list,

1. Euphoria
2. Freedom elite
3. Dinner with family @ Bavarian Bierhaus.
4. Dinner Party with usual Gang.
5. Kajang Trip and Luncheon with Shiau, Jason, Jiaqi and Chongx.

Still trying to write something about it,

1. Nuffnang Halloween Party

Gosh, help me.

Have a great weekend, everyone.

P/s:- I'll be more free next week, as my finals are ending by then. Till then, see yah!

preview- check back for updates

2008-11-21T16:31:00.003+08:00

~~Today :- Mixtape @ Euphoria, MOS.~~ done.

Tommorrow :- ~~free~~Spa and Massage treat.

Saturday:-~~Free flow alco,~~Freedom Elite 08'.

Sunday:- Dinner & DF.

Too excited already, wanna shit in my pants already.

One down, and already my body's cracking.

The venue, where the action happened

Heh,

Check back for more updates. Toodles.

the mojo is here

2008-11-20T18:00:00.002+08:00

Today :- Mixtape @ Euphoria, MOS.

Tommorrow :- ~~free~~Spa and Massage treat.

Saturday:-~~Free flow alco,~~Freedom Elite 08'.

Sunday:- Dinner & DF.

Too excited already, wanna shit in my pants already.

Mid Terms Up Ahead

2008-11-11T18:11:00.003+08:00

I am so terribly sorry for the semi-dead state of my blog, I am currently boiling my books till the limit for my mid terms. My goal is to at least get a CGPA of 3.5/4.0 for this sem. Tysern, you can do it!!

So anyway, as for the lack of ~~rubbish~~ content to read, do entertain yourself with my old posts, such as,

Almost a year ago, Shiau's Xmas Party. Read it here.

My Bali Escapde 2 years ago, where i dressed up in sarongs. Read it here.

Pat and my Osim I Gallop Spoof Adv, here. One of my more classic posts.

Have fun reading. See you guys when my midterms end this friday!

Nuffnang Halloween Party, Preview.

2008-11-02T00:28:00.005+08:00

It was a night full of joy, fun, excitement, freebies and scares. Everyone totally loved it.

No costume could be scarier than this guy, seriously. Damn, it was like bullet holes through his skull.

With our freebies, and a free nokia 6220 for chee hong.

something needs to stop somewhere

2008-10-29T00:17:00.001+08:00

I wish that the day will just stop for a moment for me to catch my breath.

Just give me a minute, will yah.

Singapore, Day 2 ( Night Vice) - St James Powerhouse.

2008-10-15T00:05:00.014+08:00

My uni friend who studied in Singapore a few years back told me that there was another club near powerhouse called butter factory. No it does not produce butter, but its just that way. SG Clubs have weird names eh?!

Today, when i was in my super boring macroeconomics lecture, my friend blurted out a joke to me, and here it is.

WHAT IS IN COMMON BETWEEN MAYONNAISE AND SEMEN ( CUM LARR)?
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ANS: THEY ARE BOTH LADY'S CHOICE.

Haha, that joke really got me good.

More updates on my life, as you guys know, my uni has already started, hence it would be ending very soon too. As this is only a short semester for me (8 weeks, and this week is already the first), my classes are like super duper packed, somewhat like squishing an elephant into a rat's hole. My macroeconomics lecture is like 6 hrs per week, excluding tutorials, which in turn would come up to about 8-10 hours a week. Crazy eh, and that's just one subject.

Exam results are out, and I'm kinda relieved. Not gonna post em here, if you want to ke po chi, ask me lar then. Oh well, for being who I am, slacking off esp on my microeconomics, boleh larr, well, as for accounting, i though i could do better but since my cgpa is quite pleasant, seriously i should just shut up and aim better this sem.

While i just aimed to pass my LAN subjects, I DID QUITE WELL, suprisingly. esp for Malaysian Studies. Life sucks is it, you want these grades for your core subs, but then they appear on the minor subs. Like what the fuck lar?! How nice if you can just swap things around.

So anyway, back to my pictures, FINALLY. I tell you, I'm probably the worst blogger in terms of updating. All my posts are like stuff that happened quite some time ago. I think i should just change my blog's name to Sejarah Tysern or something of that speed. Get it yah? =)

Ooohh, i remembered I payed like only $14 ( which comes up to about RM 33)for the entrance fee, much cheaper than Euphoria in Kl lar, okay, gila exp.

While waiting for the bus to arrive. Only in SG will you take the night bus to go clubbing ok, see how lucky Malaysia is, drive here lar, drive there lar. But good in one way, drunk driving is a rarely a problem.

The bus was really empty that night, and hence i turned on my built-for-camwhore-cam and snapped away.

Doesn't take a genius to tell that my cam's night mode sucked like shit.

We reached there at around 10.00 plus, and it was only then the club started to really fill up.

Jing Ti and Tammy.

With the 2 boys, Cheez and Chong.

The round podium that you can see was later only for girls to go up and dance. DAMN SEXIST lorr, as if the guys gonna rape the girls like that, if they go up and dance with them.

Hah, did i tell you that in SG, you can just leave your handphone and wallet on the table while you go and dance, so safe kan. I saw a girl dumping her stuff on the podium while she went and dance.

They actually have smoke machines to make up for the lack of smoke in the club. As this is a smoke free club, the smoking area outside was so darn smoky, as if the club was on fire. God knows, how can they stand it.

These two peeps actually warmed up the crazy dancing session by leading the way, from the looks of it, i bet with ya these 2 come to places like this every single day!

At around 12 midnight, the club was SUPER DUPER PACKED. So terrible, till the extend that if you fainted, you'll probably faint standing cuz there ain't no place to collapse man.

It was so shitty packed that i moved up to the next level, WHICH WAS ALSO AS BAD. From here, you can see the main dancefloor.

With our drinks. The vodka lime was Super Nice lorr, like teh limau ais only, minus the sugar.

Halfway through the night, they engaged performers to actually dance and show us what real dancing is lah. Truth to be told, my dancing sucks poo, so bad, i look like I'm spasming when i dance.

We also had beers for the night, which we opted for cause we were so darn dehydrated from the dancing.

The delivery pipe for the Tiger was SO FREAKING COLD, until a layer of ice actually formed on it. See the white sheet, that's ice man.

And after that, we attempted lala poses, which again, AKU GAGAL OK. Damn CMI lar,

The silent pose,

The V for Vag*** Sign, and

Eh, this maybe my best lala pose lorr, seriously.

The remaining shots of the night,

Chong, Riana and Cheez.

The club called it a day at 4.30AM, and since we were car-less, we had no choice but to wait until 6AM for the first MRT to take us home.

And while waiting, we had,

McD's for breakfast. Their so called Breakfast Mcgriddles totally sucked man, DO NOT ORDER THAT alright. Malaysia's Sausage Mc Muffin w Egg was WAYY BETTER.

That's all for that, i really gotta thank Chong, Cheez and Chong's Frens for making the night super duper fun. Never dance so madly in my life before, and my poor shoes was so badly stomped they look like shit right now.

Anyway anyhow, i had a lot of people asking me to do a clubbing review of Malaysia vs Singapore and asked me to pick a clear winner. Oh well, in terms of Music, I believe Msia has better RnB song tracks, but not to say SG doesn't play super power music.

You know really, why not you make your own decision because my next post will be on,

Bass Agents @ Titanium.

Look at Shon man ! That basta** was smoking out the tunes mann.

Damn slack lar kok hui, he actually wore almost pajamas man. The absolut went DAMN WELL WITH THE ORANGE juice ok. Somemore it was grape flavoured, damn on man.

Why the school uniform, tell you later lah =)

And finally, can anyone help me out with my Halloween Costume for the upcoming nuffnang party at Borneo Baruk Club, should i go as

A) a horny devil?
B) a dead bridegroom?
C) a slutty lalachai
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D) a blooody butcher?

HELP ME OUT OKAYY, I'm gonna rent my costume this week itself.

Haha, have a great day people!

smile on me

2008-10-11T01:48:00.010+08:00

Sometimes, little things in life really do cheer up your day. Was thinking of ranting (not that I actually do, or done before on this blog), but then seeing your little young students actually start dating with each other, super cute lorr.

Life can be depressing out there, with all the super-shocking financial meltdown happening, banks crashing and what not shit, my parents are also worried sick about the financial situation going on in the world. When huge financial groups crash, it may affect their career and in turn affect the family.

Not only that, my plan to work out my funds has like TOTALLY FAILED, and can you guess, just last month alone i blew off so much cash till the point i went almost broke, or rather broke out flat. It's okay to hit rock bottom sometimes, but the fact is I'm earning a wee bit each month, ( with my allowance it's about 800+ per month), my dad pays for my phone bill, petrol and shopping, and he gives me allowance every week, and I STILL GO BUST, and the funny thing is, I didn't really purchase anything exp, eg; handphone, last month. What the fuck lar? Am I that bad in planning? Chong arr, teach me how to save money okayy?

This month, I've decided to totally cut a lot of things out. NO MORE FOR ME. No more night leisure, it's just too costly, fine not to say that I go like every week but I think the paying really sucks and this must stop lorr. Less eating out, more eating at home, and definately LESS JUNK FOOD, like McD's or Ramly. No more splurging on life, like the other day i was too lazy to wash my own car, so i sent it to some "so-called" car care centre which costed me quite a bit to wash my car, or the other day i spent over 60 bugs just on shopaholic and sidney sheldon novels. I must get rid of this really bad habit of mine where I would always want to read a new novel, which I own myself, and I should resort to just borrowing from the library whenever I can.

Now it seems like a joke, the other day i was writing down my must-purchase list,

1. Nintendo WII
2.Nintendo DS Lite
3.New GPS Handpone.
4.DSLR ( Probably from the alpha range)

Yeah you see, how to buy lorr, but then, I WANT THE WII LORR, it's like the first thing I must buy when I have money. Maybe, we'll see alright, on whether i can save some money up for the end of the year. Then only, I'll decided whether to reward myself or not. Haha

On another note, uni is starting again, and this is gonna be a short semester for me, which means I only need to take 2 subjects. One, which I am confirmed to take is Business Statistics and another which i have yet to decide. Talk Business Stats, Talk Poisson Dist, Probability, nCr, nPr and things like that.

Which I totally suck at. Seriously. Die lorr, someone help me please.

Sigh, i really miss my buddie's companion, joke and laughter. I really miss the times when everything seemed to be going super well. I want back my happy-go-high moments, and most importantly I want back my company and my time. Those days seem like eternal bundles of joy; Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find.....

Maybe the last paragraph was a little bit over written and dramatic, but then hey, don't worry about it, little things in life really do make my day, as I was saying in the start, seeing you students start dating really is CUTE and FUNNY.

To Kevin, Chong and Pat, remember Loh Jian Lin, from 1 Jati, the guy which I always called a rockstar wannabe because of his black-ish eyes, AS IF HE PUT ON MASCARA?!

Here's something to refresh your memory.

I got this pic off Audrey's, and DAMN, those great times with the students. Sigh.
Btw, Jian Lin's the guy in black, on the right, standing. I still remember how he used to ask me for more marks for his sej test, and how he would always come up with great excuses when his hwk was blank.

Yeah, and he's dating my good friend, Rachel's, smallest sis. Small world huh. I remember those times when Rachel would tell me how cute her little sister is, that would ask questions about anything under the sun and actually freak out for UPSR, huh, yeah right. And when i went over to rachel's house, i used to poke funny questions at her and she would actually like give me the "er why are you asking so much" kinda look lol.

Imagine if one day if we meet up, and she brings Jian Lin, and she asks me, "Mr Tysern, never bring your girlfriend out arh,"

MALU LOH, i think I'll just dig a hole and sink into it there and then.

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And now, unseen pictures from my handphone. Here they are:-

No 1: We were having dim sum as Danny's Farewell Lunch b4 he left to US.

No 2: Raech and Me.

No 3 : Danny and Ken Chong.

No 4: I was making my passport with KC and ATS a month ago when i suddenly bumped into my super long time no see senior, Adrian, and hence we adjourned to Mango Mania for desserts.

No 5: ATS and KC.

No 6: We had this and AND IT WAS GOOD SHIT DUDE. Yes, i know it looks like shit technically, but it's soo mango-ey and smooth and sweet, it's like sex in your mouth.

No 7: The cheesecakes were quite good too.

No 8: Emily and Quin.

And then the other day, layan-ing Quin shopping,

No 9: She actually had a problem deciding between the red, and the

No 10: Blue one. And being an absolute genius, I did ask her to buy two and give one to Patrick, but i think she took two for herself. Damn layan lorr, hahaa

No 11: We took a drive up to Genting at night and had beer and super yummy fried chicken by the cool chill.

No 12: Our way up, in which we took the trunk road home from Batang Kali, and trust me, that's the last time i wanna take that way. SUPER DUPER LONG OK.

No 13: The beer was super duper cold man.

No 14: Beer and Fried Chicken doesn't get any better in this kinda weather.

No 15: The 3 of us.

No 16: Taken after the DF at Pat's place. The next morning, we went for super yummy fish head beehoon " Yee Tau Mai" at Tmn Desa.

No 17: Liewlala, still in a daze from yesterday's drinks.

No 18: Dude, this shit rocks man. Damn freaking nice, definately the best version i've ever eaten.

No 19: Patrick.

That's all for this most, next post will be my 2-in-one-clubbing post, One in KL and One in Singapore. Save time mah, see you guys, have a great week. Bye!

I’m Going Silent this Halloween with Nokia XpressMusic

2008-10-07T16:44:00.009+08:00

Yay, firstly, cheers to Nuffnang and Nokia for yet another awesome party bash. Just a few months back, it was the pajama party, next the wildlife one, and now another kick ass halloween party.

The question is how? Now the catch is, why a silent halloween. Why not just make big creepy noises and blast haunting music all the way through the night?

Let's just get started with the idea of Halloween first.

Does this ring your bell? Trick or Treat?!

Maybe this can bring back scary memories, or even worst,
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Okay fine, maybe this last picture is an example of a totally failed Halloween costume.

Now technically, how does nokia express music phones make this whole halloween experience better? Heh, that was one question i was thinking about too for awhile.

1. Oh well, here's a good way which I hope works out. Since Nokia XpressMusic Phones are knowed to play good quality music and movies, upload this movie clip as shown into your nokia phone, and tell em' its a really creepy recording of a ghost caught on tape.
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2. Shown it around, and the next thing you know, you'll probably be running for your life from being whacked.

Haha, that's all that i can think.

Enjoy Hell-O-Ween this year. Cheers !!

Singapore, Day 2 ( Afternoon Session) - Rocking Singapore.

2008-10-04T02:28:00.016+08:00

And so, we slept at around 3-4 AM the previous day, and only got up at an ungodly hour 1PM. Yes it was almost there when we freshened up. And yes as you can see, this post will only be on what we did during the noon. There's just too much to write. The night session would be clubbing @ St James, which was SO TOTALLY AWESOME dude.

Soon after, it was time for us to rock Singapore Town. And our first destination was the Esplanade.

First up, we had lunch in NTU's very own canteen. More like a restaurant i say. Puts most of any normal Uni's canteen to shame i tell you. And it's cheap too, i had soft shell crab rice, which you'll see in the pics below and it was only like $3.80 ( yeah you do the math x2.4). Even after conversion, its still much cheaper than any jap food in Malaysia, and it tasted really great too.

Click on the picture to enlarge it and I'm sure you can see the prices nice and clearly.

Dude, this looks lke some foodcourt at a Malaysian Shopping Mall right?! And to call it a canteen, what an understatement.

Cheez had Unagi, which rocked also, while i had

Soft Shell Crab Rice, and the miso soup was FOC btw.

Chong's Nasi Padang which was clearly a winner is its own category.

Alright now, I know that you guys are probably thinking " Dude when it comes to food, Malaysia totally shoves SG to hell", and " How the Fu*^ can SG be better when it comes to food"?

Yeah truthfully, that's quite true when it comes to 100% hawker food such as Char Kuay Teow, Nasi Lemak, Chicken Rice, Siew Yuk, Curry Laksa and the likes of it. Mainly because there ain't much hawker stalls in SG, as compared to Malaysia.

But if we were to compare food of other likes, such as Japenese, Fast Food or Fine Dining, I'm sure SG gives Malaysia a run for their money when it comes to that category. And in terms of cleanliness, you know who is the outright clear winner lar DUH.

But still, my final verdict, MALAYSIA WINS LAAAA. Not because of the price, but because there are so many things back home that kick ass. Dude, who can give up the sinful roast meat, rojak, char kuay teow, ice kacang and what not shit man. Who cares if it's dirty, or if there are rats. As the saying going, the bigger the rats, the tastier the food.

So technically, here a little to clarify your doubts about the food down in SG, but not to worry mates, its not as bad as some people claim ok. It's still quite OK, i would say.

Terry + Cheez. Doesn't take a scientist to tell you who was cheez msg-ing eh?

And while we were on our bus ride out to visit SG, this is another thing that really amuses me. Damn cool right, before a bump on the road, they paint this huge HUMP word on the road. See for yourself.

And if you have a dirty mind, you'll start laughing XD

"DUDE, the road wanna hump me larr"
"WHEREEE"
"There lar" -____-

Fine, enough rubbish. Getting on to the day,

All thanks to my cam's super dual rotating lens, the ultimate cam-whore machine.

Passing by Suntec City. God knows why was there this huge rotating watermill there.

Commonly knowned as the bull with the big balls, see also beh tahan larr. Must get a shot of it man.

The Singapore Flyer as seen from the Merlion. Great spectacular view i would say.

The Esplanade. Until now, I still have problems pronouncing that.

And off we go to the OH-SO-FAMOUS-MERLION site, where you can see a huge group of visitors happily clicking away. As a compliment, the view from the platform is somewhat stunning, and yes a lot of huge tall city building can be viewed from this area.

Side view. The only nice thing that you can benefit from it is when the wind blows hard, and a little spray of water gets spurted on everyone's faces. Its quite a sight to see people suddenly running for cover, lol.

Same thing, but this time, from the front.

These people were actually paying money for the dragon boat experience lorr. OMG, SO HOT, how to tahan, and so tiring. The only fun thing they did was, this ......

Splashing under the merlion's water jet. Heh, really, I did that once before in a water theme park, and trust me, splashin under that jet of water on a really for day rocks your socks.

And yeah, being typical tourists ( Me lar of course!)

The usual think that you're superman pose.

Owh well, terry always claims that he dislikes posting photos of himself up on his blog, but alas, here one really great shot of you in action.

Chong decided to be the sleeping goddess in front of the statue,

Terry decided to be the jumping ( failed) jack, while

I decided to be the ballerina, executed with such grace and dignity. Damn cool horr?

Us.

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And us again. This has definitely gotta be one of the more awesome shots of the trip.

Next destination was the Fountain of Wealth @ Suntec City, and trust me, when I say it's ordinary, oh well it just was.

The cool feature of it was the road traffic was actually above, while the fountain was below the ground. Like so,

Yeah notice the road on top, and the fountain is in the background ( The on with the water splashin out from it).

After awhile, we left Suntec City.

Takin the MRT back.

After that, we a drink in McD's before return back to chong's place to freshen up for our night party session @ St James. Till then, see yeah guys !!

Singapore, Day 1- Where the fun starts

2008-10-03T00:40:00.010+08:00

Picking up from my last introductory post, the drama of nearly not boarding the bus ( thank god I got on it man), and this and that, fast forward 5 hours later, my feet landed safely in Singapore, after about an 8 years absence from this Merlion City.

The First Coach bus stopped us at Novena Sq, and being absolute noob shits, Me and Cheez went around asking for directions to the MRT Station.

Trust me, we looked like dumb fools when one girl told us that it was just one escalator down. And did i tell you about the first most fun thing i did in SG?!

I went absolutely bollocks on their super speed escalators. Damn fast lorr i tell you, like sitting roller coaster only. I know i sound like a jakun but then, who can blame them for making their escalators so kick-ass. If i had it my way, I'll tune it up so fast that roller coaster drops look like pussies next to the SG escalators.

First thing we did was to chill at Chongx's Room.

That's his buddy there, Terry, whom me and Cheez made good frens with through out the entire trip.

And they have a friggin McD's specially catered to their Uni Students. It's practically next to some of their hostels. Not just that, the McD's in the Uni is actually cheaper ya know, to make things easier for the students there.

And this is their canteen. So clean, nice, refreshing and organized right.

Chong also claims that the ice-cream over there is milkier and smoother. Oh yes, it was kinda in a way LOL.

Cheez and Chong; He's just trying to show off his "wow" assets, his sparking white teeth. Eleh, as if I dun have XD

And Me + Terry show back ours.

After the night meal, we went off to the super-cool-looking Arts, Design and Media ( herein after referred to as the ADM building), to actually, yes, climb on its rooftop. And we arranged to meet Pat there.

Now, who is such as jackass to risk their life doing that?!

Wait till you see the design of the building.

This show was taken in the afternoon for you to see the building better.

Now, the building is built in such a way that the grass slope leading to the top of the building is actually the roof of the building, hence anyone can scale the steep gradient of the roof. But be careful, one slip up and you'll be rolling down like a sack of potatoes, ala what you see in Bollywood Movies.

The shots above were taken during the day, but we went up that night itself, and trust me, it was much cooler at night. (DUH)

Fr Left: Ah Chong, Pat, Cheez and Terry.

View from the highest point of the building. It was fairly high, and the highest point was about 7-8 levels high.

After spending quite a bit of time there gossiping, i phone reviewing ( yes that pat bugger has one), chatting and taking photos, we adjourned back to chong's place where we chilled a little longer.

Sharing his part of stories.

We had a good chat about almost everything, catching up and exchanging ideas on how to maximize the time and fun-ness ( yeah i know there's no such word) of our trip.

Brainstorming.

No prized for guessing who made a staple diet out of these weight gain products. ( It was terry lah duh)

Soon after, it was late into the night and it was time to call it a day.

And while walking back to our place, I came across this super cool number plate on a moped.

If ya got a problem with me, I'll F U. Hahaha

And again, before I end my post.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA, and have a great week everyone.

Catch more on my next post. Bye.

lady luck issues

2008-09-27T23:06:00.009+08:00

You see, I'm really busy this week going out and getting my stuff done up. To get started, when lady luck decides to dump on me, oh well, she really does a good job.

Remember my VERY RECENT post about my new ride JUST ARRIVING?!

If you don't recall, here it is.

It does not take a genius to figure out what happened.

So my car got......

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NO LAH, not stolen lar, probably some of you might be thinking. (-__-)

My car got hit from the rear.

HEART PAIN LORR I TELL YOU.

The exhaust pipe ( yes my pride twin tail pipes) is so totally bent out of shape, the reverse sensor on one side was totally ripped off, and the bumper is dented and scratched so badly it looks like a pile of shit.

So how did it happen?!

Here's how. If you guys don't know, my dad's perdana was also screwed. ( OH DEAR, why all the shitty things in a week). Yeah, his one of his car's engine pipes gave way, and his car overheated and it burned out the gaskets and the engine head. So he had no choice but to transplant a 2nd hand engine into the perdana, hence he was car-less for like 1-2 weeks.

Being an absolute darling and angel son, I immedieately offered him my car to use for the time being, and his office is in KL. So today, when he drove to the office, he parked his car normally like how he would park it, and guess what, someone grazed into it.

Turns out the person that grazed into it is like one of his subcontractor's subordinates and yes although they will repair my car for me absolutely free, the waja has to be in the workshop for like a few days, LEAVING my family with only the old saga, and my mum's honda which she has to use to go work la DUH. ( yeah, she's helping her friend temporarily). And obviously my dad HAS TO DRIVE THE SAGA, leaving me car-less for god knows how many days, and i only get to drive out at night when they return.

So yeah, what to do lah, it's not so much of the no-car-to-drive-thing, but my precious cool looking exhausts and spanking new paintwork is like gone down the drain. Sigh.

Look at the nasty hole on the right. Darn man.

Yeah so anyway, i should just be thankful that its gonna be repaired, just imagine what would happen if it was a hit and run case? Gone case lor like that.

Anyway happy times ahead in my next post, more updates on stuff like danny's farewell lunch, lunch with wai yee and co, random night out trips with chongx and kc, drinking parties at patrick's, and ultimately, the joy, fun and essence of my awesome Singapore trip. And yes, nuffnang movie screening with fei next week, and then sidewalk dinner with..................

I don't want to write anymore. You get the point.

Toodles.

I'm Back

2008-09-23T00:03:00.009+08:00

Oh yes I am.

I need a little rest before i can start posting the pictures.

I was supposed to catch the 3.00PM First Coach Bus @ OU, but then,

The Check-In Counters.

ATS sent me there on that day.

.............., I was so fuc**** forgetful that i had forgotten to bring along my luggage keys with me alright. And when i realized that, I had no choice but to go back to my house, all the way from OU to get my keys. Seriously, my luggage bag is the hard shit Samsonite type which seriously is almost impossible to crack open w/o the keys.

And ATS drove like a mad man on the road. His Kancil practically weaved in between two lorries, and the side mirrors almost grazed the lorries.

I nearly shat in my pants man.

My bus was leaving at 3, we were on our way back to get the keys, and he was driving at this speed while weaving in and out of cars. ( Check out the time man)

Can you believe it, we made it back right on time. Yes, no shit, the bus was already gonna leave, and Chee Seng was already waiting anxiously for me.

Soon before long, we boarded the bus, and I was on my way to cross over the causeway into the City of Singapore.

Nearing Johor.

Crossing the Causeway nearing darkness.

And my trip just blasted off with loads of fun from there on !!!

Sneek peek:-

So were their boobs that big after all? Stay tuned to find out.

What did Tysern get from their Sex Shop?

@ St James Powerhouse. Who were these people?

Why the gay-shit horny smile?

Was their McD's any different there?

How did i get stuck in toilets like this?

Simple awesome and magical.

Come back to find out the answers. For now, let me have a good night's sleep. Nights.

on a holiday break

2008-09-19T00:20:00.002+08:00

Just a short notice, I'll be down south, in Singapore for the weekend, for a weekend getaway.

While I am there, I'll attend the St James Power Station event, which I hope is gonna rock my ass off.

As Quoted off Wikipedia,

"St James Power Station has 10 nightclubs and live entertainment destinations rivaling the Ministry of Sound at Clarke Quay and Zouk, with 70,000 sq ft of floor space. Customers pay one charge for all outlets.

Dragonfly, specializing in Mandopop
Mono, a karaoke bar with individual rooms
Movida, showcasing music from all around the world
Bellini Room, a jazz destination
Gallery Bar, a bar lounge
Peppermint Park, an outdoor bar
The Boiler Room, for rock, R&B and pop
The Lobby Bar, screening sports matches
Powerhouse, the largest outlet catering to the young crowd
TigerLIVE, showcase for Tiger beer"

WAHHHHH, 10 clubs in one multiclub complex, can go crazy wei. The best thing is my entrance tix allows me to enter all ten clubs.

Alright, I'm on my way for the party. See you guys next week. Tata

life as it is

2008-09-14T23:06:00.004+08:00

Truthfully, there is only good news to share this week. I know things are going, well in a dramatical way for the political scene in Malaysia, but as part of the nation, we only can watch, and say nothing.

So anyway, i can't be too arsed to care about the bickering, back to my life.

My car finally gave way. As in really, the reverse gear was so totally busted to bits.

Although it has been repaired, but my daddy darling decided that it was enough for me.

And he got me a new car ( yeah it's 2nd hand but it's still FAIRLY NEW) without even telling me.

He DID NOT FUCKING TELL ME OK, so I practically was like WTFFFF when he told me to collect my car last week.

Oh god, don't you just love surprises.

Jeng Jeng Jeng, the condition of the car is ABSOLUTELY FAB. I gotta tell you, everyone though it was brand spanking new when i drove it out.

Don't you just love the twin tailpipes mod at the rear. Damn sporty right?!

And like how a new baby must have new shoes, my new ride was sent in for 4 new tyres the next day.

Woooh, and now it rides and handles super slick on the highway.

At the tyre joint.

Yeah, wish that could be my rims. In the future lar, maybe.

So anyway, thank you daddy again!!!!

ATS's Bday , Merdeka Eve Night Out

2008-09-11T13:00:00.002+08:00

To begin this post, I'll put up pictures from the spontaneous blowing cake ceremony held for Thong Siang @ McD's Centrepoint.

Yeah, the usual yada-yada things, as such, gossiping ( the guys do it more now), lame jokes challenging, crazy & embarassing drunk stories, great memories and times, all thrown in, with only one set purchased from McD's, with at least 10+ people hogging the table. And not forgetting, making hell lot of noise.

Julian and Chid.

Wei Loon and Jess.

Shon, Pigeon Boobs and Julian.

Quin and Fai. Oh yes, Fai was back from Sabah for a week.

Wai Yi and Quin.

With the Birthday Boy.

Just us.

Normal cake routine. But the cake was heavenly. Oreo Cheese from Secret Recipe.

His moment.

And a moment for the rest of us.

And who can forget the present i got him, specially flown in from Russia
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One of the best things in life. Makes everyone happy. ( If you don't know what is it, remember, flown in from Russia)

Happy 20th ATS !!

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On another note, Merdeka Eve is just another reason to drink, club and party. At first, we went over to the curve, which probably sucked like mad. Crowd was so-so, but it was raining a little. Hence we adjourned over to H2O @ DU for the countdown party.

What turned out to be a "oh-i'm-gonna-stay-sober-night" just went the reverse. Once we hit the whiskey, there was absolutely NO STOPPING.

Foong, KC, Shon, Lye Choong and Me.

Just look at his goner face man. KC + Sammy.

This has gotta be the shot of the day. The old man on the right was SO GOD DARN DRUNK that he practically drenched our cups with whiskey shower and he just crashed into our photos. And after that, he went from table to table downing his whole bottle of JD and came back to bottoms up with us.

Happy moments.

Me and Lye Choong started the 1 for 1 policy. That practically means what i do you do. It started off from beer, to whisky, to...
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Kisses on the cheek. Oh goodness, i must have been kinda high that night.

Shon trying to rip off his shirt.

Me + Lye Choong showing it all on the dance floor.

Music for that night was awesome, starting from deep dirty R n B to Hard Trance nearing the end of the night. We were about to leave when the DJ started playing Tiesto and we decided to whacked a few more jugs. The only irritating thing was when the music got really pumping hard, the DJ would go " Let me hear youuuu screammmmmm". Damn potong larrr.

Shon in the Fengtau Mood.

Screen shots of our video of the night. Spot me swaying in the 2nd last frame.

That was all for the night. We called it a day at around 2.30AM, before I crashed out on my bed.

That sums up my merdeka eve night, how was yours?

MOF Japanese Sweets and Coffee Review

2008-09-08T23:43:00.012+08:00

Just a couple of weeks back, yes oh dear, quite a long time ago eh? My parents and I was invited over to my sample a few treats of the MOF outlet @ Pavillion, KL.

It's located at the Food Court ( Same Row as J CO Donuts, near the car park entrance)

They offer practically any type of Japanese Desserts, and their flagship dishes uses the popular Hokkaido Soft Serve Ice-cream.

The interior renovation which costs a whopping 400k. Don't get started on the rental man. It costs 40k per month, per lot.

My dad and my mum, being "ambassadors" for this new outlet. Haha

Business was quite good on that day, and the occupancy rate was at about 80%. It was a Sunday afternoon.

The prices for the coffees, shakes and desserts range from about RM 7- RM 18, depending on your selection. The price range targets the mid to the upper bracket class of the society, and yes it's kinda like a luxurious dessert parlor.

Next, came the dessert entries. Being typical Japanese desserts, it was a little bit on the sweet side, but i gotta tell you, the ice cream that came with it was a stunner. A real eye opener, and it was at par with the big names such as Haagen Dazs or even Ben & Jerry's.

The green tea Soft Serve Hokkaido Ice Cream. The Ice Cream came with hot fried sweet potatoes, which was a great sideline. As the Ice Cream was blistering cold, the warm sweet potatoes gave a contrast taste which would please even the Goddess's taste buds.

The black sesame ice cream is a must try. Very popular amongst Japanese Shops, this version kicks the shit out of any cheap ass Genki or Sushi King Ice Cream which they serve together with the sushi.

This was very similar to the Green Tea Ice Cream, the only difference is this was Mango Flavored. If you prefer something sweeter the Green Tea, go for this. If you are a Green Tea buff, i suggest you stick to the first one.

My dad's Ice Kacang Combo with black sesame. Obviously it wasn't called Ice Kacang Combo on the menu, but i think it's called, ahh screw it I forgot. The black sesame was grinded so smoothly that it was like powder. It was a little on the sweet side, and as always, the ice cream on top was soft like cotton.

My entree, which was called Macha Kurian. Weird names huh, anyway, if you wanna order this, it's number 8103 on the menu, with a price tag of Rm 15.50. The fruits was very fresh, so as the peach slices. Everything just blended well into the mixture, but if you aren't into fresh fruits, you can order the Macha Zen (8122) which was served with Japanese Dumpling. Oh well, the Macha Zen is definitely a no-no for diabetes patients, but trust me, you will love the sweetness and flavor of it.

All in all, i gotta tell you, i loved the desserts there. The trump factor was the Ice Cream that came with all the desserts, and that really lived up to it's class. For takeaways, you can just have a scoop of the ice cream, something like what Baskin Robbin does.

I am so coming again to try everything and anything on their menu, and yes, if you're interested to come and sample some desserts, do leave me a message.

My mum presenting flowers for the Grand Opening of the outlet, along with her girlfriends. The lady in black receiving the flowers ( Aunt Regina) is the owner's mum. Yes, the outlet was started by her son.

And her son, Victor Tan, seen here in the middle ( the only guy in the pic, obviously) is currently running this outlet, which is actually a franchise of the Singapore branch. This brand name is actually doing very well in Singapore.

Any questions, inquiries or media approach, you can contact the owner, Victor Tan at these following methods:-

His H/p No : +6012-3226310

or you can drop him an email ; vacko837@hotmail.com

Anybody planning to do a write up or a review on this outlet, you may contact him straight, or if you want me to accompany you there, do give me a call. Thanks.

tysern's daddy tries to be young

2008-08-24T17:28:00.004+08:00

Today, while having our special invite session to the launch of MOF ( Ministry of Food) @ Pavillion KL, my dad was like:-

Dad: Eh Tysern, all those young ppl ar, damn like to camwhore right. How do they strike a pose with their food?

Tysern: Erm, not too sure, but i know there's this " Oh I'm gonna attack my food look" kinda shit lar

Dad: You mean like this ar?

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SOOOO CUTEE KANN??!!

Tysern: ( ! . !) ( He's 59 this year, no fucking shit)

Anyway, the next post would be my advert cum promotion post on the MOF Japanese Sweets and Dessert Grand Premier.

Stay tuned.

tysern learns to camwhore

2008-08-23T00:47:00.005+08:00

And so, the outcome of my first lesson,
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Lesson One :- Check Face Look.

Lesson Two:- Check for pimples pose

Lesson Three:- Peace "wanna be cute" pose

Lesson Four:- The Lala pose.

Lesson Five:- Hold cam high high to see tetek pose.

*Ermm, I'll only post this on special request. Don't wanna expose muah sexy tits to the cyberspace. Haha*

Fine, I was bored in LAN class and I messed with LWL's laptop.

Anyway, rate my poses on a scale of 1-10. Do it for fun and laughter, LOL.

Cheers, have a great weekend.

P/s:- Did i tell you my LAN work nearly made my balls explode? More on that in my next post.

durian + curry laksa session

2008-08-18T15:50:00.007+08:00

Finally, i have the time to write this. Just to recap my previous weeks, which i have practically zero time to study, let alone to blog.

a) Cousin's Birthday
b) Fai's Homecoming
c) LAN, LAN and even more LANCIAU work.
d)Bitch Quizzes and Presentations.
e)Friend's farewell
f) Another friend's farewell
g) bla bla bla, and the list goes on................

My LAN subject assignments are a huge bitch. I hate them. I HATE THEM.

Come on man, a 3500 word essay just to explain the theory of woohhh, "Morality", give me a kick in the nuts alright.

Oh so anyway, did i tell you that I attempted my hand at curry laksa?

It was a recipe from a friend, and trust me, making this soup is hard work. Pure hard work. Now I know how it feels to be a hawker.

Getting all these ingredients right weren't so hard after all, probably peeling the cockles were the hardest of this part.

If you're wondering, this happened almost a month ago.

Called the usual bunch over to sample my masterpiece creation.

Digging into the fare.

Apparently my curry laksa was good enough to be sold lar, they say can buka kedai already. Oh well, now u know who cooks well eh =p

We are like total pigs alright. Straight after eating, we plonked our asses down on the mahjong table, and then later hentamed the durians and re-plonked out asses on the mahjong table again.

Hah, so what, i got 2 Fei ok. OMG, talking about mahjong, Ken Chong did something so OMG, you hear also you laugh alright.

So i had 4 Sei Tongs lar, and the i Kong lar, naturally.
And my kong was showing for like quite long already lar,
This KC go and call ka long sei tong, and after the game he was like,
SHIT FU** man, i call sei tong so long already, why no one throw one

I and Thong Siang was like -_____-

Skip this lar if you don't play mahjong. Haha

Soon after, it was durian eating session. KC taking LC as hostage.

This first batch of durians wasn't really that good, truth to be told. It lacked the moisture in the texture. The 2nd batch from my family's farm was fantastic.

One thing's for sure, it really looked good.

These 2 were just waiting for Ah King Durian Seller to chop open the durians. Why durian seller, see below man.

Damn look like durian salesman lorr.

Durian opening in progress.

What did i say about us ploking down right after eating the durians? Oh well, super unhealthy, but who cares anyway?

That's all for now, i should be able to update more this week. Have a great week guys.

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On something totally unrelated, i am soooo hooked onto the nintendo Wii.

I don't care, i am getting one, i wanna bug my dad to buy me one right after my exam. I sound like a small kid right?

I mean tennis on it is like super fun wei, can play non stop.

Till then lar, bye!

super busy & a birthday wish

2008-08-13T20:48:00.002+08:00

I have a huge ass economics assignment to hand in tomorrow, and it carries 20% of my total final exam marks.

Very stressed out.

On a lighter note, it's Chong's birthday in a couple of hours, so here's to you

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY

Yes, we're that young alright.

Good luck, god bless and many happy returns of the day!

durian party, sneek peek

2008-08-08T21:38:00.002+08:00

Too busy right now to update, too much durian to digest for the time being.

My Durian and Curry Laksa Feast will be up shortly.

In the meantime...............

Specially brought back from my aunt's orchard in Raub. Yes, we went all the way there.

a litte bit of everything

2008-08-06T16:59:00.009+08:00

Damn, college assignments are piling up again and my blogging time has been practically cut down to almost 0%. Anyway my midterm results are out and they're ok, you know, just OK ahh, fine maybe they're a little bit above average, so if i want my A's i have to do good in my final exam. Oh well, let's hope for the best.

Back to my jogging and swimming plans, i successfully managed to trim off a wee bit off 1-2 kilos off my waist, that is after huge pressure from my mum to revive my jogging plan. Oh well, live healthy as they say, i see everyone's practically joining either dance aerobic classes or signing up with gym plans. Maybe it's the in thing now, but anyway, I doubt i can hold on to this regime for long. Oh well.

Ken Hui's leaving this Sunday, and i'm going out with the usual gang for dinner later at night, I have my cousin's birthday party later this weekend, and after these two, i have preety nothing much to do for the week, which I SHOULD BE ADAPTING EVERY DAMN WEEK, to put aside time to study. My finals are up in 3 weeks man, and i really badly want the A's.

So anyway, pictures, here they are. ( I practically counted my total spendings this month ( there will be another update on my PC Fair Purchases), and i blew off around 1.4k at the PC Fair) Gosh, i should learn to trim more, but you know, part of the 1.4k is for my family's benefit, so count that as an investment lar, and furthermore it's not my money, so..... @.@)

Ok, cut the crap.

1. Nimalan was back from UK, and we had a mini meeting up session on the poker table ( which i sucked at really badly, and ended up losing), but the entertainment and company counts I guess.

2. Yi Ting and Nimalan. We were gathering at Ting's place for the night.

3. Kevin + Lynn, Lynn has left for Australia already, yeah her holidays are up and she had to go back, so things are preety quiet these days. Nim's also due back in one more month plus. Kevin is on the other hand back in Singapore already.

4. We had Green Apple Smirnoff Vodka to savour and it tasted sooo good when we mixed it with the fruit punch. Dear me, i almost whacked like 1/2 the bottle. ( Anyway lesson learnt, do not buy unflavored vodka to mix, the last unflavored Smirnoff i had tasted hot and bitter man)

5. Thong S and Chongx joined us too after their mamak session.

6. And Patrick came too later.

7. Taken while shopping at Uptown D'Kota the other day, these 2 got shades while i got myself an electric shaver. They wanted the old retro look, hence the shape. Btw, each pair was going for RM 15.

8. Shot during the DJROA Bowling Competition which Tyron got 1st Place, sadly i didn't had the time to join because i was giving tuition that night. Oh yeah, and as the winner, he had to pose with....

9. .......bowling Balls as his boobs. The 2 uncles next t0 him got 2nd and 3rd respectively.

10. Everyone that bowled that night, kudos to them for arranging such a great event, I'll be definitely joining next year if i have time.

Finally this has got to be the highlight story of my post. You see right, i have mentioned it before that in order to save RM 3 a day, we park at the residential area, but at places that are NOT OBSTRUCTING residents, i.e near empty vacant bungalows or small lanes.

And so, it wasn't long before Wei Loon received a bitch ass letter from a resident.

11. Do we look like we give 2 shits?!

FYI,

Wei Loon parked his car totally nowhere near her gate and she started grumbling. You know yes it know it sucks if someone parks right in front of your gate ( I do agree with her on that point), but the land that we park on is so totally not her land ( in fact, far away from her land) and she has absolutely no right of claim based on the Law of Land. Shit, why do i sound like a lawyer,

If you want a clearer view of the demeaning message,

12. Haha, she had the cheek to address us as illegal parkers,

So anyway, we do plan to write a reply letter to her, and leave it on our car windscreen and park even nearer to her house, with the heading,

Dear Resident,

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From "Illegal Parker".

Anybody can give me any suggestions to the content, the bitchier the better. Please do leave your ideas. Best bitchiest reply earns a free meal from me.

So long, taa-dah!

Bye!

filler entertainment

2008-07-26T22:26:00.003+08:00

Yeah just a filler post, have been really busy with my assignments ( the horror of it) and other things, would be doing an update on poker gatherings, spontaneous genting trip, and the durian and curry laksa eating session when I have more time.

Anyway, laugh on.

The Liewlala's were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Liewlala kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Liewlala cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the
living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for David and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Liewlala .

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed
with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Liewlala quietly

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said .

'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Liewlala exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Liewlala .

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five feet round us
to get a good look'

'Four and five feet around us?' said Mrs. Liewlala, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could
hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment,
I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Liewlala leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Liewlala fainted

Okay people, lame names i know, just for the fun of it. Anyway, have a great weekend. Enjoy

Nuffnang Live WILD blogging - On National TV yo!

2008-07-25T01:14:00.002+08:00

OMG, I am so sorry for just ripping everything off, but really, i am dead tired with my work hence i have totally no time to slowly elaborate. Thanks Fei for the tip off!

From Fei:-

"Fast forward to about the 1:45 mark to skip the boring blablabla. Shad, you're kat around 3:10, and AGAIN kat 5:00. Ty, a glimpse of your tiger/gorrila-ness is at 3:37. KennySia the alcoholic Pooh bear kat 4:46, and WOOT! Social Butterfly (wth NO ONE got my joke) aka electronicfly kat 6:06, laughing out loud so unlady-like. x|"

edmund's 20th

2008-07-22T10:30:00.002+08:00

Just a couple of weeks back, actually Edmund's event was way before my latest post, but anyway, the bunch of us had a great time @ Delicious by Ms Read, at OU.

You see, i suck so bad at remembering peoples' name's but then i think the girl on the left is Sin Dee or something like that lar. Eh Lee Quin, she's your primary school mate yarr, ingat tak, I'm supposed to organize a meeting between her and Quin but still belum jadi lar. Anyway, Fei in the middle and Evie Chicken on the right. You know, those were the old f5 jokes lar.

Old is still gold right, secondary friends, Edmund on the top row. Bottom row, Raech, Me and Aminah, whom i just met that night.

Our table, yeah , i know I'm the diamond among the stones lar. ( P/s:- I really hope the girls aren't reading this, they'll kill me for it, jkjk). This was only ONE OF THE TABLES that night, Edmund had to cycle between 4-5 tables, with about 40 guests that night. Yeah, almost the whole restaurant was booked.

Ed + Dee.

Jing, Danny, Evie, Fei, Raech and Me. Old 5 Jati gang. Good times, good times.

Same old peeps + Ken Chong. Eh, isn't that the Messi Jersey from Chongx?

The entries of the night was fabulous as usual. Delicious always serves up to its reputation.

Evie's melting pot, topped with marshmallows.

This carrot cake that we shared till we finished it was just top class man. Its so fragrant and firm, the cream on top was superb.

The pasta was good too.

Duck fillet pasta, something unique, and it tasted really flavorful.

I had this, Chicken Something-something which was the bomb, especially the chicken drumstick part which was SO JUICY and TENDER, the meat just fell off the bones. Felt like orgasm in my mouth. And who can forget the chunted salted potato bites and asparagus at the base of the chicken, everyone started stealing bites of it man.

Cabonara Pasta. The white cream was as smooth as condensed milk and white chocolate blended together. Alright, it might not taste like that but you get my point right. Oh yeah, did i tell you i sampled the green leaf thingy on top, tasted like plastic alright. I felt really stupid thinking it was indeed just a plastic decor, but apparently its some kind of vege.

The wedges was really "tai dow lan" lor, around 8-9 ringgit for this huge pot which in the end the 6 of us on our table had trouble finishing it.

All in all, it was a great night spent. Happy 20th Bday again Ed!

Bye!