jati's own habits

Damnit, it's already 3 plus, and i can't sleep. MayB, ckent was right, guiness stout keeps you awake all night long. What does this mean, hahaha, time for blogging la. Wahahaha, this time round, i will blog about something we all MIGHT or MIGHT NOT have noticed.

What the hell it is this time? As you see it, our dear jati habits. Yeap, good or bad, i am so gonna tok kau kau on this post.

JATI' S NUMBER ONE BAD HABIT OFF ALL TIME.

NO 1 = Sleeping.

Scenario : Cheng Tooi Tian or Saik BU talking at the front.

Teacher: So, it's like that lah. You convert this first, then you ganti this into this, and then you subtitute....HEY... HEY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING AH, IF YOU SLEPPY GO WASH UR FACE LA.

Students : Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ( Pin drop silence. Why > look at the pics)















Sedang OI OI nicely man. Even the table can be shit comfy sumtimes.

Teacher : HEY, I AM TALKING TO YOU.

Students response: ............................................















Still in slumberland.

Teacher: HOI HOI, GET THE FUCK UPPPPPP!!!!!!! (not so vulgar lah)
















Students : Hurrrrrr, so sleeeepppyyy....OHHH FUCK OHH FUCK, Where the toot is my book ah? Eh, what page are we in ah? EHHH WHAT QUESTION AH....HELP AHHHHH.....

Other attentive students: psssttt..page 171 la, the answer is dx^2 and we are now at the next question liao.

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No 2 : Eating

Scenario : (teacher talking) Ok class, please look at the board, this is how you do
it, first you take this and ganti this into this and.....



Students : Eh please lah, give me one lah, you got so many......
Ok, ok la, i give you one la.
Chomp chomp chomp.

Next student: Eh, gimme one also la, i aso wanna eat la.
Ok ok ok, nah nah, take...
Yay, * puts it into the mouth*


TEACHER : HOI, WHAT IS THAT AH. SPIT IT OUT AHHH......NOW...GO SPIT.......


Student : Ok ok ok..sorry. I spit out now ya. *goes to dustbin*
Caaaaakk, caaaakk caakk.....nah, out oledi.


Teacher: *while staring into dustbin*, eh, nothing also.















Mmmmmm, faster eat ah, while she's out.
















Tada......brownies to the rescue. Smells fuckign good aye.















Student one: While staring at the box of chocs; ehh...so what you put in ah. Safe wan anot, does it taste nice?

Students two: Of course la, i took one whole day to do it.
Student one: Ehhh...i tell you wat, lemme do some testing b4 you hand it over incase got poison or whatsoever.......

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No 3 : Sneak photography.

Student A : Ehh...look at this, very niceee....horr.....PIAKKKK...

Student B : Eh, you take picture ah?

Student A : Where got????

Student B: Then what is that bulging thing protuding our from ur pant pockets? Ur swollen
testicles ah????
















Wanted. Cash reward given. Number one sneak photographer. Caught in the act.
Unfortunatley, based on a tip off, she is no longer in this country anymore. JK only larrr.....

Evidence number one.
















Aiyoorrr, kesian. Kena stalk by the paparazzi man. Just a lean over and PIAK PIAK.....pic kena snap liao, even b4 they know anything.

Evidence number two.
















Students : Ok, ONE TWO THREE, SMILEEEEE PIAK, ....eh, why is the flash coming from the back ah, Your cam got 3-d flash issit?

Photographer : OI, I DIN EVEN ON FLASH ALSO.

Students : oh, not again.......

Other supporting evidence.
















Hey, look who got punk'ed. Not a hint that ur photo's up here eh?
















Back posing. Ain't it the new trend?
















Another copy.

HEY, EVEN TEACHERS FALL FOR IT SOMETIMES.
















Considering the fact it's gonna be 5 am, i shall pause this topic. Will continue next time. Still got 2 more habits to finish up.

Till then, see ya!