Monday, May 29, 2006

matured content.

This will be an 18 years and above post on my blog. One my first posts devoted to the topic of , well, sex, porn and masturbation. These 3 words are regarded as words full of heat and excitement. Many of you would think that i have gone nuts to write up something like this, but it was this guy that gave me the inspiration.

I was looking through low yat's forums for some advice on my digital and electronics stuff. And suddenly, out of the blue moon, this FUNKY forum topic caught my eyes. As much as curosity kills the cat, i clicked on that topic.















The topic read, "Do you consider me as a freak? "

Without any delay, i clicked on it and entered the forum. I was taken aback at what was written by him. He was VERY OPEN towards his retarded and poor, poor sex life.















Oh so, this person had a sexual related problem. Man, what the heck are low yat's forums turning into man? There was even once i saw one topic on how to feed cats? Wth man? Why are funky and weird topics popping up in these digital electronics website?

As you could see, this guy/man claimed he is already 19 years of age. He sadly, has never made his dick vomit or indulged in a blue movie. In the first place, i really salute his guts to admit his situation and ask help from the world wide web. He also asked whether if he was normal. So, being a helpful person that i am, i will give him my points of view.

Statement One : "I have never masturbated " (currently 19 yrs old)

Okay, it's not very alright if you do not masturbate. Not all guys do this, those guys who do this are just doing it out of a habit for self-pleasure. Masturbating too often is really not good, as it will become a habit and you will end up craving for this everytime you visit the toilet.

But not masturbating for 19 years will mean that all the semen collected thruout the years is stuck at the tip of the penis. This gooey white liquid can harden up, and will smell like a garbage truck when you pee. Fermented semen not let out will increase the chances of Prostate Cancer, and imagine what is you wife going to say during you first sex session? It would be horrible to your partner/wife if your first is a oral sex, imagine what is your partner going to swallow man. 19 years of rotten mayonaise?

To conclude it, do it moderately and at your own pace. To people who think they do not need to ejaculate often, ie: wet dreams all the time, it's alright, as long as the semen is let out!!!!!

Statement Two: "I have never watched porn movies"

Yes, it is alright. Some people might have HUGE urges, while some might not be interested. But you can never be TOTALLY NOT interested at all, because if you do encouter that, chances are you're gay or simply not human. p/s: only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure.

Are you really sure you have never watched any? Even in school, your schoolmates have never talked about pornography? I mean, if it is true, you are really fresh and virgin my fren. Good for you, as you have really proved your honesty, but if you do not want to watch any of those, just take interest on your sex life. You need to know more about your sexual capabilities to reproduce, if you were to just leave things progressing at zero, you will have A LOT to learn when you get married next time.

To interest now, for it will be better later. Porn movies will only teach you some skills to give the best to your lover in the future; apart from a little pleasure. Nothing else.

Statement Three: "So, am I normal ?"

To answer his question, here goes. At 19, although it might be a little late, you can still be considered normal if you're baby to the sex world. But NEVER in your 20's and 30's can you still act like that. There is still time my fren, learn more in this 1 year before you hit twenty. You do not want to end up as an old man, virgin, never masturbated and never tasted porn. 19 is still alright, but watch out. These is always a time for that, most preferbably when you are working and going out with a steady girlfrend.

That's all i can help. To my readers, what do you think? Is this guy alright?

6 Comments:

Blogger MaE : ) said...

yes tysern although you disguised yourself as the fella who asked the question and also as the fella who is answering all these questions, YOU ARE NORMAL BUDDYY. YOU ARE....


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Monday, May 29, 2006 11:21:00 PM  
Blogger tysern said...

OMG OMG, heyyy....noooo....i won;t do such a thing!!!!!

hahahaa..u ah...

Monday, May 29, 2006 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i feel sad for u man tysern......wt here

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 1:41:00 AM  
Blogger tysern said...

u ah, wen tye, AHHHHH.
it's not me man. Noooooooooo.

Just help the guy la, do you think he is normal?

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 2:22:00 AM  
Blogger MaE : ) said...

YOU ARE NORMAL LA TYSERNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous fkh said...

18 years and above post??? hey you're not even 18!!!!!! LOL.. as for normal or not.. hmmmmmmmmmmm

Sunday, June 04, 2006 8:56:00 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Free Hit Counters
Web Counters