paper jokes

Recently, at a wedding dinner, i spotted a packet of tissue, from carrefour. It had a really funky title at the top, which caught my attention.

When my friend handed me over the tissue, i was like WTF?















Tisu Muka Lembu??? Cow face tissue?

Oh, cheh, it was actually tisu muka lembut. Look how fantastic BM can be.

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People who know me well enough will know that when i go travelling, i try to bring disposable items, ie: toothbrush, paper plates and erm briefs.

I practically favour this brand,















So naturally,after bathing, i cannot dispose my undies into the toilet bowl. Flushing it down will make it clog, so i threw my cotton undie into the wastepaper basket in the toilet.

Next thing i heard when my friend came out of the bathroom,

Friend 1 : OIIIII, the cleaner lady never clean the room properly la. Still got sanitary pads in
the dustbin.

Friend 2 : Yerr, yuck....Dam sick la.

Me : *kept silent and never talked about it* .