Tuesday, August 01, 2006

let me teach you mathematics

Tysern's giving out free maths tuition. Guaranteed to make you score in your maths paper, by just reading this short article.

Have fun looking at my 4 tuition steps.

Step 1: Expanding quadratic quations.

Remember those days when we had to expand LONGGGG quadratic equations till we nearly cried and always got it wrong? Here's the trick !

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Expanding equations, no matter how big the value is so blardy easy now.

Step 2: Theorem Pythgoras.

In a right angle triangle, remember that the hypothenus is the sum of the 2 sides in power 2? When we first started, it seemed confusing. But look at my formulae. 1 step kau tim.

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Simple as ABC. Even the dogs, pigs or monkey can do it!

Step 3: Trigonometery Functions.

I know everyone hated the fucking topic. Me too actually. It was so difficult that i practically gave up on it ! But it is really that difficult? Hard meh? Look at the picture to find out.


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Damnit, din't know Trigo Functions were SO blardy easy.

Step 4: Surds and Roots.

Have you people been frantically trying this way and that way to simplify surds and roots? Some even punca here, punca there until they use up one whole paper. If you though that was hard, think again !


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DAM EASY WEIH.

That concludes Tysern's Maths lessons. Sure A wan, in your exam.

Maths is so ez now, u can do it blindfolded !!!

6 Comments:

Blogger MaE : ) said...

hahaha liddat just write down syntax error aje la

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 9:49:00 PM  
Blogger tysern said...

haha, i actually wonder do ppl put such answers in SPM. u know, desperate already !!

it will give the examinor stomcah pains weih! laugh until blood come out.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger MaE : ) said...

i think the fella will commit suicide!!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006 9:55:00 AM  
Blogger tysern said...

muntah darah, like naruto's trainer like that.
haha

Wednesday, August 02, 2006 4:27:00 PM  
Blogger chia wen said...

the peter one is serious wan aR????
who did that wei??
LOL
The teacher damn funny
"Very funny, Peter"

Thursday, August 03, 2006 9:33:00 PM  
Blogger tysern said...

yes, it's for real. too bad his surname kena censored, who knows, he might be ur classmate horr !!

Friday, August 04, 2006 12:10:00 AM  

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