Friday, June 08, 2007

your humour dose

I was always known for my dirty jokes, and for the humour part of my blog. Tell you what guys, i am so gonna bring those shit back here. Right now. Haha

Get ready, to laugh and blow your butts off.

1. How divorces happen.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "oh fark."

2. Spotted, a US Supermart.

Who. Bunchloade of Ho's Shoes without the S.

3. Every Man's Fantasy?


4. Major error.

Weih, why the surname looks so DARN familiar wan?

Haha, laugh on.

edit* Bah, since it has been ages i've done this, and its quite alright, here the tag.

5 Things Found in Your Bag (My School One Yeah)
1. Pencil Box
2. Mp3 Player (Yes, i secretly stash it in one of the pockets)
3. Books and Test Pads.
4.Calculator. (god, i can't live without this)
5.Pocket Digital Cam (yeah, sometimes i carry it around)

5 Thing Found inside Your Purse/Wallet.
1. Money (Duh, who can live without it?)
2.Cards, thousands of them. Discount, IC, Driving License, Loyalty and even name cards.
3.Condoms, just in case. (HAHahha, yes i'm joking! But yes, there was once i had a piece, and my friend blew it up)
4.Bank in slips.
5.Movie Ticket Stubs.

5 Favourite Things in My Room.
1. Laptop (Can't live without it).
2.Fluffy Pillow and Comfy Bed.
3.Air Purifier.
4.My Archie Comics and "XXX" Interesting Magazines.
5.My new wall cabinet.

5 Thing You're Currently Into.
1. Reading Travel Logs.
2. Eating (oh yes, and forever)
3. Watching movies (holiday mah)
4. Luna (Loving the ambience there, missing the beer)
5. Going through old photos. (Great times horr)

5 People I Tag.
1. Great news! No one.
2. Unless, you want to do it lah!

Me, out.

she works hard for the money

Yah, the title was a random subject. Something i was thinking. Anyway, i still think my blog holds classic in all categories leh.

Come to think of it, since i started blogging, I have never changed the template even once, nor the skin. The only thing i changed is the blog title.

Bah, anyway, back on to the "happening" part of my life, damn there's just so much to say. So, here goes,

4th June 07'- Patrick's Birthday @ Hard Rock & Luna Bar.

Back to my topic, oh yes Luna Bar is such a wonder. So bloody fooking relaxing and pure yeah. When you're up 34 stories at the rooftop, nothing stops you. Pics down below, but before that, the group had a suprise event for Patrick on his 19th birthday.

Quin and her other half, Patrick.

Pat + Thong Siang + Ty. Damn, i haven't been camwhoring for a long while, lost all the bloody magic in it.

And there was Kee Peng and Kah Fai.

Food there was quite reasonable, starting from the 20's to the 50/60's. The taste was alright too, and here it was.

We ordered,

Lamb steak-pulled burger. This was great. The lamb pattie was soft, tender and juicy. And just about the right size.

This was quite your money's worth. Quite a huge ass portion, 1/2 a chicken for Rm 26. The BBQ-ed meat was alright, but the chicken breast was a little dry. So, it's just kinda ok only.

Penne paste. It was good too, but yeah hey, its quite a huge portion too. The cheese blended well with the chicken slices on top.

Outside concorde hotel, we spotted this weird looking pipe and steam was emerging from in. These the boys thought is was "cool" ur so...

Ur yeah, lame stuff happens.

Oh yeah, highlight of the night @ Luna.

The view, the bar the everything was breathtaking. What more can you expect when you're 34 floors up in the open air?

Drinks were pricey, definately, at such an upmarket place.

Hah, caught you sipping on beer.

We were sitting in glass covered areas, which provided full view of KL. Not recommended if you're scared of heights, but hell yeah, here's what we could see.

Great eh.

It's hard to get perfect knock-out shots when u're using a pocket slim series kodak digital camera u know.

Nah, i'll just rip some off Kah Fai's cam for now.

The glass cubicle which dangles out, giving fantastic night views.

The bar.

A final group photo before we left the place.

Yeap, that's about it. More to come. Actually, i have a lot more events to show u all. Bye

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