Wednesday, November 29, 2006

celebrating, i guess

I know this has been some time, but i think it needs posting. Anyway, how have your weekend been guys? Now's the holiday season, almost for all, except those pitiful souls taking ADP out there, HAHAHAHAH, namely chia wen, the lazy bones gurl who loves stepping on what i say.....

Fine fine, i'll wait till you kena those phone calls, hey now, why should i wait? I should just give them your phone number, and see who suffers then. Hahaha, nice payback plan.

Ok fine, enough bitching. What i wanted to say ya, ok ya, my driving lesson.

Undang was like a walkover lah. The hardest part was finding the right time to sit for the test, really. And i got 48/50, i know it's not high yaa. Some of you guys got like, 50/50, so shut up. But what i care now is, i already passed, and yes, i just went for my bengkel.

So how did my first driving lesson went on? Oh well, this is how it went.

Instructor, which i was call Mr X for privacy reasons.

Mr X : Tysern ahh....u know how to drive?

Ty : Abit laa... Why?

Mr X: Oh then like that ya, go for the slope first la?

Ty: *OMFGZZGFGOMFG* Urr, why the slope?

Mr X : Just go try lah.

But first, let me bitch about their kancil cars. The aligment is SO BAD, until the steering needs to be turned sideways to go straight. The clutch is so freaking high, so high until you gotta release it almost to the max, to find the "bite point". So being typical me, i stepped on the gas, then went up the slope. This is where the shit began.

I drove the car all the way up to the yellow line at the slope, and pressed the brake. I free-ed the gear, and pulled up the handbrake. When i was given clearance to go, i let the clutch go abit, and stepped on the accelerator, and let the handbrake go. OMG, the car just started reversing back ok. I stepped harder on the gas, but nah... it just went back. People around there, looking at how i drive were like, * Omg, what a noob !* Ok, screw them. Then the instructor was like, Press Harder La.... and so i pressed DAM HARD ON THE GAS. After pressing almost to the max, baru the car started to move forward. My god, the car's power is seriously LAUYA alright.

The 2nd time i tried it with the A/C off, and it was much better. Haih, so much for kancil cars la.

Conclusion: They should give us better cars to drive la. At least a proton wira or wat la. I mean like, what can u learn in a kancil la, my dear. Park also nothing compared to parking a bigger car. Anyway, heard they are planning to change to wira's next year. So those planning to take ur lessons next year, keep ur fingers crossed la.

Anyway, my 3rd birthday celebration at Marco's Pizza was the bomb. Hey, bitching like hell, so much so until all the other tables were like, tskk, typical malaysians. So what horr, jealous just because we're going high? Go cry to your grandma's laa....

The restaurant's interior. Very suitable for kids, i would say.

My birthday present. Thanks !

Now, on the the people !

Edmund and Fei. Gosh. Haven seend them in like ages. Edmund worst, almost one year never see.

Ken Hui and Xiang.

Boys with the girls. Girls, from left, Darling Raechen and Lady Wen Jie.

Have you guys heard the latest "pose" in town. Oh well, it's the Closed Mah Eyes pose. Observe.
On the left, callie with the new pose, and Wai Yee next to her. On the right, Ed and Fei.

Now, on the the food. For the price we payed, the food was a drag. It was ok, but not really worth the price. Cmon man, the bill came to about RM +- 250. Quite expensive, considering we ate pizza's and pasta's. Anyway, here a part of what we ate.

Pizza. I forgot what flavour already.

Yet another pizza flavour which i forgot.

This was good. The mushrooms were great starters. Only this was worth eating.

Since, the food was nothing much to shout about, let's move on. The cake, VERY GREAT. From La Manila.


My friend who shares a brithday almost on the same day as me, Ken Hui.

By looking at the box. I thought the gave my briefs. But nah, actually, i t was a cool tee.

I can't resist posting this thing up.

Lastly, all of us.

Okay, that's about it. More pictures next time. Haha, slowly la, one by one. Still got a few celebrations with pictures, sha lene's birthday and ultimately, the ex-form 3 class gathering.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

pesky phone operators

Ever since the birth of new gym concepts like Celeb Fitness, California Fitness and Fitness First,these organisations have brought many cool and new body trimming weight loss sessions advertisement.

Some advertising that you can change your flabs into muscles in just one week, or even cut down your waistline by half in just one month. Do you believe them? Seriously? For me, its total absurd bullshits.

It's ok to me, if they want to advertise it big. I am fully fine with it. I do not care how "impressive or fun" your program is, how "special and effective" it maybe. I don't care. Go on with your advertising.

Yeap, practically everyone has come across these "so called popular" centres.

All for all, i know you guys are just trying to pull in more customers. You can do it in some ways like advertistments, brochuers etc etc. But please, STOP CALLING ME ON MY FUCKING HANDPHONE EVERY NOW AND THEN.

It is not funny alright. Celebrity fitness started this shit to me. When i was nicely sleeping one morning, my handphone went off.

*phone rings violently*

Ty: hellloooo...who is thisss...?? *in a sleepy + pissed voice*

Telephone Operator: hi, good day mr tii-sern. * i was thinking, oh-my-god, wat lauya english u have* i am from celebrity fitness. congratulations to you, you have been selected as one of our exclusive VIP members.

Ty: so what do i get? free membership for a lifetime?

Telephone Operator: alright, it goes like this. can you please arrange a date with us to collect your free VIP trial membership *aha ! there's the catch !* and you will get free sessions at our gym. and if you like it, you can continue with our program and so...bla bla bla

Ty: * i was really desperate to hang up, but then i was still poliete*. Oh great! Can i see you this Sunday to collect my VIP your gym?? *bluff that bitch wan laaa*

Telephone Operator : yeah sure. see you soon. be there.

Ty: Ok, bye bye.

Naturally, i totally forgot about my promise with that little bitch. Not until sunday, when i was happily hanging out with my friends.....

*phone rings*

Telephone Operator: Hi, Is this Mr Tii Sern here, i am calling from celebrity fitness. Erm, when can you come and collect your card?

Ty: * ohhh fuck!!! shit, i forgot that i bluffed her* Hmm... your offer seems great, but i am currently a member with another gym, so i can't take up your offer. *trying my best to put her away laaaa*

Telephone Operator: Hmm...Which gym did you sign up with??

Ty: *sei lorr, how to answer now.. better think of something* Ohh. it's some small gym near my house, called Desire's Gym and Spa.

Telephone Operator : Wow, i haven't heard of that place before. Oh well, are you sure you want to continue with your membership. Now, our gym is offering you free membership, and on top of that, we have swimming pools, sauna, first class equipment, fully air conditioned facilities, astro, poolside cafe's......bla bla

Ty: Hmm... No thanks. I still prefer to stick with my old gym. Do you want to know why???? * i was really pissed, PISSED at this moment already*

Telephone Operator: Oh please, do tell me.

Ty: That's because the chicks at my gym are sooo much hotter than what you can offer, their TITTIES are so much bigger, sexier and juicier, like melons, compared to what you have at your gym, which is mainly old bitches who are soooo old until their boobs are dry like raisins and sag until their knees.

Telephone Operator: ..............................

And so, that's how i finally god rid of those @$$holes. I'm sure you guys have you part of your story to come up with. Please share them with me !!

Sunday, November 26, 2006

of a birthday season, with parties

It's been some time since i updated here, partly because i was busy during the week. Man, birthdays, parties, get-together's and reuniouns. All in one. All in one week.

When i was engaged in a conversation with my old pals, my fren cracked this super-duper lame joke.

I tell you, it's VERY LAME.

Question: What do you call a fish which has no power?
Answer: Ikan-No-Power-Centre (Ikano Power Centre)

Okay, screw the lameness for just awhile, back to the topics which i wanted to write about.

I have helluva events to post, so be it one by one lah.

EVENT ONE: Birthday with Fab 6 @ Neway Karaoke, One Utama.

Thank you very much to Ken Hui, Wai Yee, Callie and Su Lynn for putting this event up, although you guys have college the next day. Thanks alot of the free entertainment, the present, food, enjoyment and ultimately the birthday cake.

And also, thanks because you guys knew karaoke was my thing, and all of you took time to arrange everything to my liking =)

Pictures as below.

The girls posing with their cocktails.
God knows who assigned the names to the cocktails, such as Love you Forever, Blowjob, and Sex on the beach. So here, who wants a Blowjob?!

Ken Hui and Su Lynn. Man, i haven seen these 2 buggers in ages already.

Wai Yee and Callie. Behond, Callie's new permed hair. Wai Yee changed her glasses too.

Wai Che selecting a song on the Karaoke system.

While were were browsing through the songs, we came across some weird and funky songs. Such as....

Look at the song's title. One, two fuk you. Wat the heck song is that man??!!!

The set that came with our package. Food was quite alright, considering it was a karaoke.

Doing what girls do best. Gossiping like there's no tomorrow. Hahahah

Anyway, the karaoke services was great !! Friendly staff, spacious rooms, cooling air conditioning, and best of all, we had our own personal toilet.

After singing non stop and having fun, they brought in the cake.

But before that,

The bluff master. Ken Hui. Playing cards in the room.

What they got for me. Absolutely lovely. Banana chocolate cake. Freaking Yummy.

With the cake.

Finally, all of us. Looking great, like never before. It's amazing how one year has passed, but still, our characters are still something we hold on to.

Event Two: Dinner and Celebration with my Family and Relatives.

Later that night, after the karaoke session, and after watching casino royale, it was time to bring it abck with my relatives and family. First of all, let me introduce, my sexy-wannabe baby cousin sister.

Lalala....Looking good, like a mermaid in a towel. Hahah

Baby cousin brother. Looking cute as hell.

My orange birthday cake, my parents got for me.

All my cousins, baby cousins and parents.

All of us. My family+ extended family.

It was a great night. A really good one. Hehe...and of course...

The angpows. Thanks alot !!

Will stop here for the time being. I have alot more to write on the other celebrations. I have the pictures, but no time to write about it only.

So, keep in touch, see you guys next time, with even more pictures on other events.

Take care.

Friday, November 17, 2006

then and now : genting highlands

I was thinking of a way to present my current genting trip, and yeah, this will be it. Photos galore. What can i say about it, oh well just refer to the shots. As they say, a picture paints a thousand words. Yes it does, but no matter what, the fun we experience is TRULY ORGASMIC.

I'll start with, the journey up to the peak.

This time round, we took a bus trip to the peak. 50 mins on the bus, and 20 mins on the cable car. As usual, the scenery was breathtaking.

Try to spot my friends in the other cable car, number 20. The ride was'nt really scary la, partly because the fog blocked some of the scary steep ravines.

Nothing but just pure greenery.

Once we got there, we immedieately checked into our room @ Theme Park Hotel.

The girls on our trip @ The Frontage, Theme Park Hotel.

Chilling @ The Room. Superior Room, each with 2 queen sized beds.

Time to intro my new form 6 friends to you guys ok. From left, Li Chieh, Pooi Yee and Jia Xin. Sissy Charles, is on the right, abit cut out. Hahaaa.

We wasted no time, and immedieately crashed into the Outdoor Theme Park.

First ride was the Spinner. We were spining in ice-cold air. The feeling, better than sex! Haha...yeah right la. But nevertheless, it was hell orgasmic.

Here's a shot, taken when were were lining up.

The little boy, on the right, was totally not in our group ok. God knows why he came and pose with us. I din noe he was in the photo also, until i reviewed it. Then i was like WTFFF???!!!

Ready, to swing up in the air.

Charles + Pooi Yee + Shon.

Kah Fai + Quin ( The gurl with the tongue sticking out) + Patrick ( the guy with his chunted SLR cam) + King Wei ( The guy in red)

Next up, it was the cyclone. What was great was, there were not many people, so we could go over and over and over again on the rides. Hehe... yeahh!!

While we were queueing up. Here are my happening form 6 pals. The guy on the left most is kah fai, the couple in the middle is lee quin and patrick, the couple on the right is li chieh and king wei.
The guys at the back, sze wei and shon.

Quin wants to prove that she is not vertically challenged.

The first car, ready to go! In total, we occupied 3 cars.

Here's the vid of the Cyclone running. Taken by yours truly =).

Blarghh, I'm lazy to type out the events slowly, so i will just run throught the pictures aight? If i were to slowly pen down every line, sampai tomorrow also tak habis la. Here goes.....

Boating. I tell you, this was a fucking leg killer ok. It was worst than a treadmill machine. When i started peddling, OH MY GOD, dam shitt tiring okkk. I nearly passed out in the boat. Thank god my friend beside me took over after i was shit tired.

Lesson learnt: Never go too far out in the boat, play safe, and peddle near the jetty.

Chen Hsein and Jia Xin. That girl ya, i tell you, she's damn innocent alright. For her age, at 18, she knows VERY little about sex. Seriously. Hahhaaa

Charles and Pooi Yee. This Charles ya, bayak takut ok. He din wanna stay overnight, because he was scared of them ahem the room la. So, he and Chen Hsien went for a day trip.

The 2 lovebirds on the boat. Oh yaaa, did i tell you this guy's name is KING WEI. NO JOKEEE.... when i just got to noe him, he said he was king wei, and i was like WTFFFF WEIIHHH, sound so much like the girl in DJ alright. His gf there is Li Chieh.

Me and Sze Wei. If u're from DU, you'll recognise him as a scout, active in hiking trips.

Quin + Pat. If u know him well, he is always armed with a camera in his hand !! He's a great photographer.

The guys, waiting in line for the teacup ride. This ride ya, if u beh tahan, please DO NOT EVER GO ON IT. If you spin fast ya, and u have a weak stomach, u will puke like there's no tomorrow.

We seporated ourselves, into different cups. Those who want to spin extreme, or those who din't want to spin at all. Of course, my cup was spinning like god-like speed. These 3 ppl, on the other hand, decided to take it "nice and slowly".

Next, it was time for the dickscrew a.k.a the Corkscrew laaaa. I tell you, u know why damn shiok, that's because there was no crowd, and as i told u guys, no need to wait la. Just go in and sit only.

Some call this, the stairway to hell. Haha, it's actually the lift hill, for the corkscrew.

We occupied 3 carriages. That quin and patrick on the first, jia xin and pooi yee next, back there was charles, chen hsien, king wei and li chieh. Me and kah fai took front seats.

My friends in the middle part of the coaster.

This is excatly how people look when they are excited.

Anyway, here's the video of the ride. You guys gota give me props for having the balls of steel to hold on to the camera while diving in and out of the drops. Here, enjoy !!

Enjoyed it? I hope you guys did !! I had my share of fun too.

Next, it was time to FLY !! This time round, it was WAYYY CHEAPER than the last time i rode it. RM10 for 5, it;s only RM 2 for one round. The last time, they charged me RM 10, for one friggin round alright !!

The overall flying coaster track layout.

My friends flying. Note kah fai's face ( 2nd fella from the right). U know why, the headrests STILL FUCKING STINKS. Busuk gilerrr. Next time i go up on the ride, i am so gonna bring my own detergent and towels. Goddamnit, those headrests need a good cleanin.

The 2nd car.

Sze Wei, Pooi Yee and Me. If you guys was wondering why i din't cam-whore that much, that's because most of the photos posted are form my cam, and only some from my friend's. So, naturally, i took the photos and hence, the lack of my presence. Alright?

Up next, the Space Shot. There was practically almost no one queueing up, so rode about 7-8 times consecutively on it. No kidding. Towards the end, i was practically so attached to the ride, until i did not bother to hold on to anything. Hence, i lifted my hands up like superman !! Observe.

My cousin calls this the "shitting chair". He once sat on it, and he was sooo scared until he nearly poop-ed. Hence, its name.

Look ma, no hands!! I wasn't wearing my specs, hence the dazed look.

These 2 girls were really friendly, after the ride, they were sharing experiences on how they screamed the lungs off.

After trying out every ride on the theme park, we retreated back to our hotel partly because it was late and the mist was very thick. After a good shower, and a little rest, we continued our agenda as planned, First World Theme Park.

The bit on the First World and the following events, will be on my next post. Can;t write anymore now. Too much already. B4 i leave, here are a few group shots.

The whole pack of us ! We definately had great fun !!

This was taken, at the Flyin Coaster Frontage. All of us, minus Charles.

So yeah, see you guys !! That's all for a day, @ the theme park. It was SUPERB FUN.

I'll stop here, for now. Catch my next post, there will be some more photos there.

Bye-bye and take care.

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