the way of life

Oh shit. Do you guys know why? That's because euro fun park @ One Utama is backkkk!!!! Last year, i still remembered i had great fun there, mayb here are some pics to recall the place. The rides were like whooaaa, crazy fun man, altho it did come with a hefty price tag, it's fucking worth it laa... See time flies...so fast, a year has passed already.

But b4 that, credits to Mae for taking these photos. Simply awesome.















When my friends told me there was a huge ass fair happening, i was so damn excited ok. Hey, this fun fair is not like those kiddy rides type, instead it had a good deal of thrill rides. They were of course expensive tho, RM 8 per ride, for those high end rides.















When the lights lit up, it was eternal heaven. Seriously. Everything just came to life, and it seemed like a huge giant has just awakened.




















One token is RM 2. So 4 tokens means that ride costs Rm 8. Haha, do your financial planning here, b4 you enter to sit the rides.















Quote from Sue-Mae:-
This is the challenger!!! Very fun! The things goes round and round
while lifting you off air and then it spins you sideways and all! Veryyy fun!
You can see one utama's carpark terbalik and all! We screamed our asses
off man! Damnnnn fun weii!! I felt so alive and sooooo awake after sitting
this ride! I was sooo scared at first! But you just gotta breath and scream
and go wooooooooooooooooooooo~




















Quote from Sue Mae:-
Hehe i don't have the pic of the spinning thing we sat in but that
was lame cuz it got boring but quite fast also la. This one is TOP GUN!
Damn chun! It's so secured ok! They literally glue u to ur seat! When
the thing moved, it swayed you uppp and down! And down one whole
full circle! The harness was very uncomfortable and hurt my shoulder
and if Tysern didn't ask me to keep my feet secured under the bar,
I would have like kicked madly all over the place!! But it was quite
fun la this ride, except the part where the freaking thing slams on
ur shoulders and hurts you. I was holding on to my handphone for
dear life because really can fall. And guess what, if you puke,
everyone else in the line of fire will get vomit laced hair.















What Mae said:-
Only 8 ppl can go on this Vortex at a time! 4 on top and 4 below. I went
with ty and it was sooo fun!!! Sooo exhilirating and liberating!!! It was like
flying ok! I donno how to explain but when they swing you clockwise and then
anti clockwise, 360 degrees and 180 degrees! DAMN SYIOK GILER!!!!















Wahahah, this is me posing on the machine. This ride, Challenger was my personal fav. Seriously, first the whole thing spins like a Lazy Susan, yeah, u know that thing on the dinner table one. Then, it gyrates left and right, like a pendulum, to a whopping angle of MORE THAN 90 degress. Seriously, it was great fun. You get alot of airtime feeling, and it might be fucking scary to those with a weaker heart. But if you can stand the butterflies in you stomach feeling, better go for it.















That's Mae on the left and little rachel on the right. We were waiting anxiously for it to start, and when it kicked off, fuiyoh, great fun. WOOooooooo.....















Hahahah, posing time. This was way before the fun fair started. Yeah, we went there damn early, about 1/2 hour before it kicked off. Hahaha.....















Yeah, u know what, time really flies. It has already been a year, and things have since changed, But what the heck, i am definately going again this time. Anybody wanna come along?

And oh yeah, my recomendations for the fun fair, please sit on vortex and challenger. This 2 are the best you can get, for you money. Costed a bomb, but if you're paying for absolute fun, it's worth the price. See you there guys......

it's funny

This has got to be the funniest shit i ever saw on the internet. Seriously. Hahahah.
It's actually Jolin Tsai's Mandarin Tunes.



Now you know what happens when you mispronounce chinese words.

back....but

i'm back ppl. but i'm just too tired to lash out everything now, so just wait a little longer lah. anyway, dinner was a blast, and everything went well.

so, just hold on.

just a notice

I will be going back to my hometown for my cousin's wedding. I place where fun meets good food. I usually enjoy on these trips because, ahha, usually we will bump out playing mahjong first, then erm, followed by dinner and a couple of drinks. If you guys din't know already, my hometown is in Raub, Pahang, situated about 1 3/4 hours away from KL.















On the way back, passing by Genting Highlands.















Don't tell me that you peeps are so jakun until ya' all don't know what this hole is.















Mahjong is one my passions, besides blogging. Hahaha















Gonna play with my crazy-cute-u-so-wanna-pinch-them baby cousins.















Tucking into fine chinese food, and lastly ;



Playing with fireworks really bring back sweet memories.

Will be gone for 2 days, back on Monday. Haha, till then, see ya!

one more lah

some ppl say that i'm damn good at this. mayb this video can explain what i mean. hahahah. hilarious giler....


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I know some of you people do this to skip school....Hahaha....

so you think u're smart huh......

The mum is 21 years older than the child.
In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child.

Question :
Where's the father?
Try first, before you check the answer below!
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Solution :

The mum is 21 years older than the child.

M = C + 21

In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child.
M + 6 = (C + 6) x 5

Hence,

C + 21 + 6 = (C + 6) x 5

C + 27 = 5C + 30

-3 = 4C

C = -3/4

The child is -3/4 years old, it'll be born in 9 months.
So right now, the father is on top of the mother.

p/s: quite simple maths actually. hahahha....

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Hving problems with your wife?, send them this. It's great......


Although I don't mind when you sing,
Lim peh always wanna scream "tiu nia sing",
Cos you sound very horrifying,
Satu bijik like male Banghali Singh.

Don wanna let me fuck accuse me gay,
Everynight I go toilet tar fei kei,
Then you go out fuck here, fuck there,
You know or not lim peh very am teh?

Dinner time ask me eat banana,
Give money buy rice entah ke mana,
Say wanna be fit fit like Princess Diana,
I beh tahan so turn around and say "Kan-Ni-Na".

Wanna go shopping I tell u I no mood,
U boh song take key scratch my car boot,
Your mother there i can only say "toooooot",
Tonight in bed lu na ho lim peh hoot.

Everyday see Bollywood leng jai naik miang,
Bengkok a bit to show people your longkang,
Somemore ajak people hantam ur belakang,
You this girl memang bo kia lang kan.

See people drive nice car u want BM,
Somemore must install very big amp,
U know I jobless cos fail SPM,
I can only tell you "Sorry, lim peh boh eng".

Very hungry ask you cook me some ketam,
Say must diet cos I fat n weigh like a tonne,
In truth ask you cook maggi you also cant,
Go pack your bags and ka lim peh keong kan.

Everyday go shopping simply open cheque,
Buy gift for him cheating behind my back,
But everywhere I go u also wanna check,
Lin lau hia, I feel really pek chek.

Great eh.....? Simple hokkien la, sure can understand wan. If not, can guess the meaning la!
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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on
her bedside table by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

So you guys out there, always check before jumping into something !!!

good things come in small packages

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Ok, chia, you owe me a present...Hahhahaaa















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Hi people, we meet again. Ok, screw the title, i really have no idea what to post up there actually. So basically, this post i gonna be about the swenson's earthquake which i tested out, after a hefty 50% discount.

People, it's REALLY WORTH IT. Only Rm 16.00++ for 8 large scoops of ice cream, complemented with 8 kinds of topping and sweet cherries. Best of all, we get to choose the 8 flavours. Here we go!!















When it arrived, we were like HOLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!















It was simply orgasmic lah. To top it off, the dry ice made it look real classy.















This is what's left after 5 minutes. Spot the strawberry chuncks in the pinky ice cream. Rum and raisins were a good choice too. With little alcoholic taste, it brought out the best in it.















Ironically, the fries came last. Dam potong la. The fries were quite expensive, costed about Rm 7.00 ++. Not really worth it if u ask me.

So basically, that's about it lah. Will definately make returning visits in the future. I can see who'se drooling already. Haha......

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Later that day, i went out with kevin and co @ the curve for what was supposed to be a "welcome back" dinner? Haha... Anyway, pics to start it off.















To those people planning to visit Kenny Rogers, you make up ur order choice here now. At least, it saves some time when you get there. Hahaha















Mmmmm, woodfire roasted chicked. Dig that, you people.

So anyway, some people commented that i tend to go to DEEP into the foodstuff. Fine, here are some pictures of the people present.















And the first picture i took, is of myself. Call me a cam-whore, because that's the way i am.















Johan and Steffy Lip. They look the same, every since they left highschool. Haha...















From left, Brian, Jian Hui, Yi Ting and Johan.















Then after, the black nigga came, Nimalan.















And finally, Kevin and Me.

Next, our food enteries came in. After waiting for a considerabably good amount of time, we were rewarded with:-















Trust me, their muffin is GODLIKE. It was fucking aromatic, and tasted great.















Kenny's 1/4 chicken, complemented with 3 side dishes. Baked beans, colesaw and mashed poootato.















This was my entree. Drumstick, macaroni with cheese, mashed pootato and potato salad wedges.















Another variation of the 1/4 chicken + 3 side dishes.

That all about it for this time, more to come up next time. B4 i leave, here's something for you people to laugh on.

If you guys noticed recently, Lin Dan won the HK Badminton Open. And he said winning it was a very erotic experience. This explains why....




















Look at his birdy man. Shit weih. There can only be 3 factors causing this...
1. He does not wear an underwear while playing. Like this, his balls will suffer huge hernia effects when he jump smashes.

2. He stims when he plays with Lee Chong Wei. Urghh..what a sick ass.....

and finally, the 3rd .........

3. His kukuciau wanted to give a salute to the crowd. Hahaaa

HR Department

There are fantastically good reasons why people hate the Human Resource Department so much. As they say, every human is weirdly different from the other.


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So, know you know why. It can be dam stressful sometimes.

anticipation

So alright, i had swenson's earthquake yesterday, followed by a dinner@ the curve with kevin and company. The post will be up tomorrow, but for today, here's something to get you all started b4 the post is finished.















Great bargain!!
















So, stay tuned ppl!!

bitching lesson 1: prefects.

Uhmm, might be tucking into swenson's earthquake tomorrow, if things go well. will show you guys pics when i go ok?

So basically, most of your people are finally rid of this little wannabe policeman, which is prefects. Don't laugh, but your friend here is still being swarmped by these little bugs EVERYDAY. Yes, i repeat, everyday.

My school has a weird rule, which is, no black belts are allowed for students. Although i don't give two flying fucks about the rule, but it still irritates me when the prefects go up to me and say, "Eh you know you are not supposed to wear black belts?" Typical me, i will simply reply...HARR...Really ah, i din know worr, or if i am having a bad mood, i will just ignore them. That's number one.

Secondly, we have assembly EVERY MORNING. Yes, it will be longer on monday as we will sing songs, but every other day, we will have to gather b4 adjourning to class. And one fucking weird rule is, when you are sitting, you are NOT supposed to talk, read a book or do your work. And this fucked up bastard, ok fine, i shall spare his name from being published on my blog (p/s: if you get on my nerves again, i will post your picture and ur name for everyone to see) actually asked me to erm, shut down my calculator, as i was about to figure out some maths sums. He went, "Plz off your calculator, and close your book. Dun tok also ar"......Speechless lah.

There is also this little run down fencing blocking the pathway and the canteen. It's actually like this. P/s: the whole fencing is ruined, and crushed.













So, in order to get to the canteen, would you rather choose route A, which takes you straigh inside, or route B, which takes you for a leisure tour round the back, before getting you in?

It's a darn OBVIOUS choice, A is the faster way alrite. But the fucking assholes, for god knows what stupid reason, claim that the right way to enter is through B. And being idiots, they placed a prefect EVERYDAY at route A to block the students from entering.

One fine day, being myself, i took the smarter way and went it through route A. Then the little asshole came. I was already in the canteen , wanting to buy food when he approaced me. He asked me to exit the canteen, and come back in through route B. I was like WHAT THE FUCK, i am already inside la. Want me to go out again ah? Nothing better to do issit?

So far, these 3 items irritate the shit out of me. Will post up more later, if the step on my toes again. Till then !

p/s: it's kinda ironic, that i am sitting next to a prefect, indeed a close friend everyday. and that person is no other than kee peng !!

wah so emo!

We should treasure life's little rewards. Everything minimal to us, can be counted as a blessing.



So, the next time, you have a school holiday, manage to find a parking at OU or there's still somemore left underneath the pot, you know what to do.

This video just cracks shit out of me man!!!!

goodaire revitaliser review

Joke of the day:-
What kind of bees produce milk?
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Boobies lah.

So, alright, back to the topic..........

These little greenish apple-like air purifiers selling in stores caught my attention once. It's like a huge fat apple, with swirling water inside, supposedly funtioning to catch bacteria, duts and viruses, making the air cleaner; whislt emitting out pleasent fragrance.

So, I was so dam sampat about that little thing, until i could not control myself. I got myself one.















Tucked into a niffy box, i took the machine out once i got home.















Read the instructions, and filled it up with 1.5 liters of purified water. After that, i added 1/2 capful of the essence. I choosed lavender. Mellow and soothing smell.















I switched it on. The spindle you see in the middle actually sucks up the water, and sprinkles it around the machine. This is how it catches the unwanted impurities.















After operating it for an hour, i opened it up to check on the "dirty stuff" which were supposed to get trapped in the water. The result, foamy like stuff on the water. Anyway, according to the manual, the water is supposed to turn black after 2-3 days.















I'll give this thing a good 6 months+ b4 i finally get bored of it. Till then, i will be using it every night.

Tata, out!