ipoh madness

Oh yeah, me, pat, chong and a whole lot of other people just got back from the land of silky smooth hor fun, super yummylicious salted chicken and who can forget, fat-ass taugeh.

Trust me, getting up at 5 in the morning was not very easy, to say the least. But then, getting up early means more time in the day to play right?















Shiau giving that corny smile on the way. 3 cars drove up, Pat's, Shiau's and Hui Ling's.















The journey up north was not without mini obstructions alright. There were road repairs, etc etc. Thankfully, it was only for a minor part of the highway.

And guys being guys, at the straight parts, pat just blasted off lar.















The police will kill for this shot.

It wasn't long before were arrived AT the Simpang Pulai exit.















You see, i wanted to be a lil' artistic, hence the black and white shot.

Once all of us arrived safely, we took of to our first makan stop, Thean Chun coffee shop.
















Their custard needs to introduction. It was just damn right good.















Who can forget Ipoh Hor fun lorr, anyway i LOVED, yes u read me, fucxxxx LOVED the texture of the noodles. As smooth as my baby sexy skin lorr.
















Whacking everything down.















Chid, chong, laladavid, and the 2 girs behind, hui ling and yu ting.

After eating, we went to dump our bags at our respective homes, yeah we had family accomodation in Ipoh, and we blasted of to the Lost World of Tambun.















On the way there, we saw this lil unique sign. It "reads" was on tow, but the "was" is actually part of the car plate number.




















Yeah, protecting my baby sexy smooth skin before heading out to the waterpark.















Chong was so kong-ed out he slept on the way there.

Oh dear, i just love waterparks ok. Call me childish, but so what?















Looks like chongy boy is more excited than I am after all.















We all posed for group shots outside the themepark. Not in pic, shiau and pat who were takin the photos.















They sooo wanted more despo posing.















Aeriel view of the thempark. Gotta love the fake beach lor, quite stunning actually.




















Me larr, who else.

The first ride we fit was the water tube slides. As a consolation prize to the Rm 22.90 we paid to enter, the waterpark was practically deserted. A very good thing i would say. No waiting, haha.

Anyway, chid cracked a horrendously lame joke for us alright. He said, " aiyah, u know why no people, because its the lost world of tambun, people cannot find it marr".

Lame , i know.














Although it looks kiddy, it was actually great fun. Zooming down the slides at quite a high speed was something really exciting to do.














Walking up the steps to the top of the slide was really a bitch. And worst still, we had to carry the floats along too. Next time they should just install elevators or something to cater for lazy people like me.















Zhang and Yu Ting coming down the slides first. As we whooshed down in full speed, it was like a mini roller coaster.















Splash.















My freakin face looks constipated alright. David was sitting behind me.















Liewlala and chid.

After all the slides, it was time for another ride. Behold,




















The cliff racer.

Coming down with full speed was great, but at the base of the slide, there is this big water buffer area to slow your tube down. And when you ass hits that part, it's like running your ass through one big nasty cheese grater.

Man that hurts.




















The nasty ass grater area.




















Yes, the theme park was that empty, till the extent we could just hog the slides.




























Partial snapshots of us coming down the slide.

And there's 2 videos to it also.



Me and chong.



Chid and david.

Ignore the baby screaming alright. We were happy and excited.















Beside the slides there was this hot spring thingy too. Trust me, the water was hot.















The lala wannabe and the real lala posing.















Around the water park, there were tiger cages,















Yeah, the usual boring stuff u see at every theme park















This shot was kinda cute.















We tried to take superhero shots before leaving the theme park.

As the park was already closing, we had to move out butts off, and head for dinner. Where?

The famous Menglembu Wan Tan Mee larrr.















Told you guys ipoh had huge-ass taugehs.















Wan Tan Mee with the wantons in a seporate bowl was cheap, RM 2 only, but the portion was pathetically small.

Nevertheless, i loved the crunchy texture of the noodles.















The ice kacang and the lin chee kang.















The smooth pak cham kai was worth it too. Rm 24 for 2 huge portions. Value for money lerr. Oh goodness, why do i sound like Tesco or Giant ar, value here, save this, save that.
















The girls tucking into their meal.
















Zhang, Shiau and Ty.















Liewlala giving the act cool look.















Chid trying to master the technique of using the chopsticks.
















Chong and Jiaqi.

Soon after, they chilled out at my place until 10-ish, before all of us went back to shiau's place to sleep.















Taking a rest after an adventurous day.
















Soon after, we all kong-ed out flat after a tiring day.

The next day, a new chapter begun. Coverage on it on my next post.

For the photos, credits to Shiau, Pat, Zhang, Jiaqi and Yu Ting. and myself also lar.

That's all for now, bye!

short notices

I have just finished erecting my own fanmail soft board in my room, to pin up all the farewell cards.

Seriously, teacher took every word penned down on the cards to heart, and you guys will always keep my spirits up high whenever, wherever. Even when someone purposely tries to make me feel bad, heh.















Just looks fantastic, doesn't it?

Anyway, i will be heading down to ipoh for a 2 day 1 night trip with my buddies, and i will be back on sat night.

Teacher will be in time for the blow-out-your guts parties on sun and monday.

Tysern has arrived. Make way people.

Bye.

lost for words

True to the title, i am really lost for words right now. In a path full confused decisions, after a lil' shocking incident. Anyway, if you want to know what's the lil' shocking crap, read on after my post about my heroes.

Yes, you guys are my heroes honestly. Thanks for being there for me when i am disappointed, and thanks for bitching back and slinging back when the time is right.
















1 Belian was the first class to start the ball going for the parties. Farewell parties. We were loaded up with pizzas', drinks, games and a whole lot water balloons.















Yummylicious.















The boys from 1 Belian. You could tell that they're happy. Really happy.















Dele and blur Yu Kane.















Pui Li taking centre stage with the girls hanging around her.















Your 2 teachers posing with girls from 2 Balau, oh yeah they kinda "crashed" the party.















Lame attempt at a London Bridge pose.















Alright, we really suck at lala poses. I give up.















We were supposed to pull off a superman pose, but julian decided to crash in eh?















The kissing fad just seems to be the in thing these days. For more wanky shots, see Chong's blog.















My mouth was wide open horrendously big. The yum seng must have been powerful with the students.















Gotta love them to bits.

And once the bell stuck at 6.45, they went into a wild frenzy, as I have said. They started splashing me and bombing me with water bombs, non stop. As soon as the whole school saw it, everyone just followed suit. And it left me like this:-




















More to come, in part (2), and more juicy stories to be told. Keep on checkin back.

Bye.

Oh yeah, and who can forget the CLASSIC SHOT, the greatest shot in history.
Damn xiupei, you have great photography skills alright, I'll give you that!















Definitely shot of the year material. They pushed us alright, and xiupei had perfect timing.

smart tag madness

KNNCBB, i tell you smart tag operators really suck all right. Poor Mr Tysern had to go as early as 9 plus to the sunway toll office, pay 2x toll and wait for hours for one god damned smart tag unit.

And they were being so bitchy all about it alright. As you guys know i already have a touch and go card, they only cared to sell their units with the touch and go card which costed 30 ringgit ( at least it had 20 dollars inside). When i asked them whether can i just buy the smart tag unit alone, they said sorry, like this u better not buy anything.

So action, as if they monopolize everything all right. Which is kinda true lar, but that does not mean they have to treat us like that lar. People already wanna throw money to them but they still wanna treat us like shit.

Okay whatever, anyway i still got it lar. Nvm.















This crap costed me RM 120 in total + (RM 1.60)x2 toll payment AND waiting like a fool.

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You know, it almost 12.30pm, which actually means i need to go to school. And why am i just sitting here, not going to school, that because i am FIRED retired from my job alright.

It just feels weird sitting here typing this out, not attending school suddenly feels so different.

Yeah, happy times.

simply classic

You students made me and mr chuah the happiest people in the world today, and i really mean it.















Boxers as presents.




















Pic fr Pat. Shaking off our booty,















And everything that they had to give, cards, sweets, starts in bottles, potpourri.

Teacher is too excited to write about EVERYTHING that happened.

Am writing now all right, till then.

madness @ 6.45

When the bell rang today, everyone on the car park erupted into a madness frenzy. Then, the school followed suit.

Pandemonium.

And i came home looking terrible.

But still, teacher still loves and miss all of you guys dearly. I love every second of my time in the school. A sneek peek....















To miss you guys would be an understatement. You guys have booked a place in the deepest part of my heart. And it will remain there, forever.















Thanks a bunch.

P/s:- To the other classes dun jealous yet larr, i am still yet to upload the full blow of the pics. Stay tuned.

Yours truly,
Your coolest teacher ever.

AND, how can we forget Mr Chuah tomorrow?

Flour, check.
Water bombs, check.
Tomato sauce, check.

end of the road

After a busy and hectic week, or even worst, it finally hit me, I am no longer going to be teaching in DJ, come this friday.

Should I have called this a job, or rather bonding time with the students, but honestly, all that doesn't matter now. Things just fell out gracefully in their own way, and never had i imagined that the 4 months would be actually really pleasant. Much to the extend some people say getting too close may not be a good choice at times and helping students too far down the road are just spoiling them.

Yeah, teacher may have spoiled some of you, but then, this was obviously because of the fact we kept you guys in view as friends, rather than of a teacher-student relationship.
















You see, to find a teacher to magically assist you through your course works may seem "findable", but to find a teacher more than that, is really a bonus.















Are students really SO STRESSED out during exams? Till they collapse flat on the table?















Here's another example.

You see the teaching world has brought me to my senses in many things. Although i would always love to considered myself someone who is still rather immature at times, but then again when you're put into a situation like so, you gotta somehow find some maturity in that immaturity of yours to pull through.















At times, as a schooling kid, playing around seems like the thing to do.




















This is one job i will never forget, for it has changed me physically and emotionally. Oh well, if you consider walking up and down, here and there simple exercise, of course there would be some physical changes to my size all right.















Kevin a.k.a partner in crime. We 2 may be rascals to some, but our always-wanna-play-and-have-fun-nature did land us into minor hiccups at times. What happens in the computer lab, stays in the computer lab.















Patrick as always, being a great camera-man, putting every detail into his photos. Oh and yes, the 4 of us also shared great friendship while we were teaching.




















These 2 are really classic in their own way. Fill up the blanks with your own imagination, if you're creative enough.















Focus is not on us, rather on the underpants in the background.















With 1 Belian. More shots to come, this week.

You see, the time has come for me to call it a day, it has been a great journey. But for the times i doubted my own inner self, there's always students and close friends who come to me and pat me on my back, saying, its a job well done, no worries.

To that, teacher bids farewell.

weekend wreck

It has been a terrible week for every person close to Andrew, every Dj-ian there is and everyone who cares. Andrew, succumbed to his head injury and has left us for good peacefully, and everyone is heartbroken.

I just returned from his funeral memorial and there was a tinge of sadness in the air. Although your close friends were choking with emotion when they penned down their last words, everyone was remaining strong, and the only consolation prize everyone can hope for is that you are in a better land where there is no war and suffering, and you are safe in god's hands.

All that we can say, goodbye, and our prayers are all out for everyone there is. Through thick and thin, everyone stood together.

R.I.P

latest in town

Allright, everyone's probably wondering how things are really coping along in life, well, here's a few.

Firstly, to people out there who still don't know, Andrew, DJ year 2005 is currently in critical condition after suffering from a fall which lead to his brain trauma. He's currently in a coma now. Everyone is doing their best and praying hard enough that he will be back 100% and yes fingers are crossed.

I just returned from the hospital after paying him a visit, FYI he's at the 3rd floor, ICU ward, Damasara Specialist Hospital. After visiting him, his condition seems to be stable at the moment and we can only hope for the best for him.

All the way, from every DJ-ian. Get well soon.

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Allright, anyway, back to the post,















Your three sexy teachers on the table. Anyway hell yeah, all of them wore my pyjamas.















This has gotta be one hell of a classic shot. Dang, your temporary teachers are really hardworking.















Kev, me and CX posing with so called door ushers. Trust me, they deserve more than that man.














Stolen pic from the nuffnang blog, but anyway, hey yeah we were literally yawing away into the night.















Ming and Tim, the 2 giants behind everything now.

When the night party tuned up, games, photo sessions, and "modelling tryouts" just simply fell into place. With free food and booze on the line ( unfortunately the beer ran out quick) the event just hyped up. Here are just some random pics of the night.




















I was probably laughing off at his exposed underarm hair to the public.














Oh goodness, some even commented i could be better than some standing up there. Oh did i tell you, i felt like a mini-celeb for a few secs. When i did that, the camera flashes were shit blinding.














Yeah, the 4 of us definately had a smashing time.















These 2 are really closet monsters i tell you. My pyjamassssss.........















Kenny Sia and his infamous furong jie jie pose.















Underpants galore. Yes, the nuffnang team made them wear that















No points for guessing the faces in the photo.

Haha, anyway alright, i have photos with other bloggers but i am just too lazy to post them up. I am guessing other blogs have written really good on this, so to my readers, just scout around allright.

See yeah. Bye.